I'm sure you've all been hearing the blather about the war on Christmas -- thank God Bill O'Reilly is FIGHTING the secular humanists so we can all enjoy more treacly TV movies, more merchandising, more Evangelical nutjobs telling us how to live, etc. etc.
Anyway, at the end of his press conference this morning, our beloved Preznit said, "HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYBODY!" Yes, even Dubya has joined the satan-worshipping secular liberal elites in trying to destroy Christmas!
Is it too late for the snake-handlers to take back their votes and cast them for Judge Roy "10 Commandments" Moore?