I have a few ideas on a new handle for the "War On Terror" My favorite is SOFA, since that is where bush does most of the hard work on securing our borders. When he is at Crawford, that would be a remote in the SOFA. It is like "arm chair" politics only bigger.
S.T.A.R. wars:
Strategic Terror Assault Regime
P.I.M.P.
Polarizing Iraqi militant Populus
D.A.W.G.
Demilitarizing Arab Warring Gangs
F.R.E.N.C.H.
Foreign Rebels Emergency Coalition Hunt
S.O.F.A.
Security Operation For America
American I.D.O.L.
Iraqi Damage Oversight League
A.B. F.A.B.
Allies Bolstering Fundamentalist Arab Base
T.I.T.A.N.
Terror Isolation Through Ally Negotiation
Maybe someone here has some better ones.
Please add at will.