Ten Things We Fantasize About Happening To Bush
OK- we have all done. Started daydreaming about, within reason, what could happen to bring this guy down.
So read on...
A few daydreams on what could happen to bring Bush down.
10. Dick Cheney Forced To Resign
Whether its getting stock options/kickbacks from Halliburton or some other sleazy deal, getting rid of Dick is risky - Bush could bring in a ringer for Veep before the election. But on balance, I would have to guess that Cheney forced out in Agnew-fashion would be a real net negative.
9. Laura Bush Holds News Conferences Announcing Her Intention To Divorce W*
Its pretty clear the two haven't had sex in years (ewww!) Its also pretty clear Laura is a kept woman. It would be great if she woke up and decided not to take it anymore.
OK- that's not gonna happen.
8. Stock Market Crash Amid Fears of Soaring Deficits
A repeat of 1929, complete with stockbrokers making cell calls as they jump off the empire state building.
- 9/11 Committee Finds Bush Administration Largely Ignored Terror Warningd
- Evidence Surfaces That Members of Bush Administration Met With Al Queda a few months prior to 9-11.
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**This actually happened.
- Bush Caught Drinking, Issues Apology To Nation (I liken this to Clinton's BJ- he can't help himself)
- Members of Bush Administration Aided Al Queda and Saudi Arabia in Laundering Money in Preparation For 9/11
- Bush says something that reveals his true colors (i.e. insults working people or women) in an ireperabel fashion
- Bush's luck runs out in debates and Dean cleans his clock
- Evidence Reveals Bush Had a Hand in Masterminding and PLanning 9/11 Attacks For His Own Political Gain
(This last one- would result in a Democratic Congress for the next 25 years).