The Get Off My Lawn Variety Hour, Part 9

A public service announcement: If anyone's drinking game includes the words "my friends," please, I beg of you, put down your glass now.

McCain says it's easy to fix Social Security...just sit down and talk about it. Doesn't mention that privatizing that he used to be so fond of. A quick mention of Medicare and then he gets back to talking about what he wants. He's learning from his running mate.

And in the time it took me to type this, McCain said "my friends" three times.