Wisconsin and Hawaii Thread #9

If you need something to help you sleep tonight, here is the text of John McCain's speech.  If you don't want to click through, here's the Cliff's Notes version:

My friends, thanks. Don't listen to good, eloquent speeches. Listen to my speeches. And listen to me talk about how much experience I have. And look over your shoulder.  See those brown people?  Those terrorists?   Venezuela?  Yeah. My friends, that's why you have vote for me.