You're a genius, Hillary. Now what?

Well, Hillary, if your objective was to play into the tired stereotype that women are emotional and volatile, you might say, "mission accomplished."

Now which one of you is going to show up at the next debate?

I'm not sure whether or not it's even worth discussing the merits of these flyers. Personally, I don't like them. I think they're a bit misleading and unfair. A little too negative. Are they Rovian? Not by any stretch of the imagination. This isn't, "a vote for Hillary is a vote for bin Laden" shit. It's on the issues. And they don't outright lie. It is true, your health plan makes it illegal to not have health insurance, and it is true you supported NAFTA.

But forget about that. The more important issue is that you and your campaign have been aware of these mailings for months. Months. Why are you acting like this suddenly came to your attention?

Seriously, what the fuck are you doing?

I say this not as an Obama supporter, but as a Hillary supporter. I did vote for you twice, you know. And I can't for the life of me figure out what the hell you're trying to do here. One day you're shaking Obama's hand and telling him what an honor it is the share the stage with him, and the next day you're screaming your head off like a wife who just found condoms in her husband's briefcase.

Have you completely lost your mind?

Now you're kind of screwed. Now you have to take the stage with this guy again, and what then? Are you going to scream at him? Are you going to shake his hand and tell him how honored you are to be with him?

What the hell are you going to do?