Attn: President Bush
Re: Debate with Kerry
Title: Tips
- Keep it short, hit the high points, note: these "high points" are all coming in the next term
- Remember, people think your track is the wrong track in Iraq... that's what proves you're resolute... you don't care what anybody thinks... you're an INDIVIDUAL. Say it right, it's not "indivisible".
- Things are getting better, not that they're bad now, make promises
- Remember "Tax and Spend Liberal", remember the base, if Kerry says "borrow and spend conservative" say "9/11 changed everything".
- Remember, we're selling a fairy tale here... Kerry is the Wicked Witch of the Left. I'm the Oil Man.
- Praise Kerry's Vietnam experience but don't forget to mention "questionable reports in the press"... that covers all our screw ups.
- Make a joke about Yale, or Dad, or wealth. They love that.
- Don't forget to claim that we're safer now with Saddam gone
- Accidently call him "Kennedy", or at least call him a "Sentator from Massecheusetts"... remember the base
- If Kerry says we're leading the US off a cliff... say, "at least we know it is a cliff"
Update [2004-9-29 23:28:36 by pyrrho]: now with better spelling and grammar...
I hope someone didn't already post this.