In an alternate universe...
by kos
Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 06:03:57 PM PST
Taped by the NSA, leaked by "low-level employees" to the media:
Bill Richardson: Hey, Hill? After much thought and deliberation, I've decided to endorse you.
Hillary Clinton: Too late.
BR: Huh?
HC: Yeah, the time when your endorsement could have been effective has long since passed.
BR: But, I'm a super delegate, and ultimately, we'll be forced to decide this thing!
HC: Not important. Frankly, Bill, I just don't think yours would be a significant endorsement in this environment.
BR: So you're telling me that my endorsement means nothing?
HC: That's exactly what I'm telling you. It doesn't matter. A few weeks ago? Maybe, but today? I don't want it. It's useless.
BR: Frankly, Hillary, I'm finding this a bit disconcerting.
HC: So? What are you going to do about it?
BR: Endorse Obama.
HC: Judas.
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