The Karl Rove Math (parody)
by DrWolfy
Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 06:46:46 AM PDT
Join me below for some creativity regarding 'the math'
Just did this quick. If anyone wants to edit, feel free.
- DrWolfy's diary :: ::
Sung to the tune "Monster Mash", by Bobby 'Boris' Pickett
I was writing on my blog late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For the pundits on the screen began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
They did the math
They did the Karl Rove math
The Karl Rove math
It was the wanker's wrath
They did the math
It took on its own path
They did the math
They did the Karl Rove math
From Tim Russert on MSNBC
To CNN where Blitzer's free
The pundits all came from their humble shows
To get their fix of news that blows
They did the math
They did the Karl Rove math
The Karl Rove math
It was the wanker's wrath
They did the math
It took on its own path
They did the math
They did the Karl Rove math
The punditry was having fun
The party had just caught fire
The guests included Wolf Man,
Novakula and his squire
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Coulter on chains, backed by Malkin's hounds
The Fox anchors were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Moranic(sic) Five"
They did the math
They did the Karl Rove math
The Karl Rove math
It was the wanker's wrath
They did the math
It took on its own path
They did the math
They did the Karl Rove math
Out from his coffin, Novak's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to the Plamegate twist?"
It's now the math
It's now the Karl Rove math
The Karl Rove math
And it's a wanking bath
It's now the math
And it's on its own path
It's now the math
It's now the Karl Rove math
Now everything's cool, They're all part of the band
And Karl Rove's math is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this math was meant too
When you get to the polls, tell them Karl sent you
Then you can math
Then you can Karl Rove math
The Karl Rove math
And join the wanking class
Then you can math
You'll be on your own path
Then you can math
Then you can Karl Rove math
