As far as I know, Hillary Clinton is not a Republican

She says that she is not and I take her at her word.

George W. Bush is not a rejected character out of a Pixar movie. He says that he is not and I take him at his word.

Dick Cheney is not an evil overlord from a distant planet. He says that he is not and I take him at his word.

Ralph Nader is not a preening egomaniac who is running for President only because he couldn’t get a shot on American Idol. He says that he is not and I take him at his word.

Hugo Chavez is not a newly signed model for Speedo. He says that he is not and I take him at his word.

Vladimir Putin is not a spy planted long ago by Mother Teresa.  He says that he is not and I take him at his word.

John McCain is not going to select Vicki Iseman has his running mate. He says that he is not and I take him at his word.