Obama does NOT have a "lifetime of experience!"

"I think that I have a lifetime of experience that I will bring to the White House. I know Senator McCain has a lifetime of experience to the White House. And Senator Obama has a speech he gave in 2002."

-- Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is absolutely right:  she has a Lifetime of Experience.   For her all whole life, she's been experiencing things.   She turned 60 years old this year, and for 60 of those 60 years, she has been alive and things have been happening in her life.   Do you understand?   She has been experiencing things.  

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Likewise, John McCain has a Lifetime of Experience.   McCain is 71 years old, and he's been alive and experiencing things for this entire time.  Yes, for the whole 71 years, John McCain has been having experiences, and not a year went by without a whole bunch of them.  

These two fine people are Experienced.  

Barack Obama, on the other hand -- ha!   Nothing.  NO experience.  Zip.  Zilch.  Nada.

Clinton and McCain have had families, relationships, struggles, important jobs, important decisions to make... they've held elected office, they've DONE stuff...

Obama?  Negative on all the above.

The man (?) has been alive a mere 46 years.... yes, that's trouble, right there.  He's practically a newborn.  But that's not where the trouble ends.   No sir...

No, the real problem is that Barack Obama has never had ANY experiences.  This Obama SO doesn't have a Lifetime of Experience that it's downright pathetic.  He's done no work, had no family, had no relationships, struggled not a bit, never had to decide anything, never held elected office... much less was married to someone who held elected office, which is when the experience REALLY counts.

Nope.  Nothing.  Not even a decade, not even a year, not even a week or an hour of experience.  Not a damned thing, his whole life.  Certainly not a Lifetime of Experience!

Insofar as you can even call Obama's 46 years a lifetime, or even a life, for God's sake -- I mean, this guy has done literally nothing!), he has acted on nothing, perceived nothing, and no one has ever interacted with him in any way.  He doesn't even seem to be a sentient being.  

In fact, Obama doesn't really exist, as we understand existence.   He's a mere theory.  A pushy, Muslim, corrupt theory, OH yes... but a theory nonetheless.  

There's one tiny exception to Obama's lack of existence, of course.  And bless her, Hillary is scrupulosuly fair, as always, to mention it.  At some point in 2002, a kind of... Speech, just flickered into existence, briefly, from the etheric realms.  This Speech opposed the Iraq War that Hillary Clinton and John McCain supported.  And ladies and gentlemen, that Speech is really all we know of this insubstantial entity, this so-called "Barack Obama."  

The Speech may have kinda-sorta existed, technically speaking.  But it was completely worthless.  This speech/ Obama (same thing, remember) had no experience OF ANY KIND, so how could it be correct?  

...Sure, the speech was absolutely right in the end about the Iraq disaster, but that just proved how naive, stupid, and worthless it truly was.  

Joseph Wilson, who also has (unlike The Speech) a Lifetime of Experience, recently wrote this:

I was involved in that debate in every step of the effort to prevent this senseless war and I profoundly resent Obama's distortion of George Bush's folly into Hillary Clinton's responsibility. I was in the middle of the debate in Washington. Obama wasn't there. I remember what was said and done. In fact, the administration lied in order to secure support for its war of choice, including cooking the intelligence and misleading Congress about the intent of the authorization. Senator Clinton's position, stated in her floor speech, was in favor of allowing the United Nations weapons inspectors to complete their mission and to build a broad international coalition. Bush rejected her path. It was his war of choice.

Spot on, Ambassador Wilson!  The Speech showed its lack of judgment and experience in the end by being right on every single count about the war.  Only a blustering, glory-hogging, non-existent Muslim-type Speech could claim that being exactly right about something meant that it was exactly right about something!  

The people who actually exist -- the people with a Lifetime of Experience, like Hillary Clinton and John McCain -- showed their Experience by being 100% wrong in this judgment across the board.   Now that's Experience, ladies and gentlemen!

Hopefully this alleged "Barack Obama" will soon learn to shut his mouth (which doesn't even exist) and listen to those who do exist, and have been experiencing things for their entire lives, like Senators McCain and Clinton.  Their tragic errors, incompetence, and corruption prove their superior judgment.  

Not to mention the fact that they're at least ALIVE and walking around this planet, unlike a certain Speech who thinks its so damned great.