SD-Sen: Kirby can't make up mind, likely needs brains

So our favorite flesh-eating zombie Republican promised to announce a week ago. Then he promised to announce this past Monday. Then Tuesday. Now, he's promising a decision this Monday.

Republican Steve Kirby says he will announce on Monday whether he is challenging South Dakota Sen. Tim Johnson this November.

Kirby could be the Republicans party's best hope against Johnson, a two-term Democrat who suffered a debilitating brain hemorrhage in December 2006. Gov. Mike Rounds has shown no interest in a race.

Please, please, please, please run! He's the poster ghoul for a morally depraved Republican Party, and I can't wait to smear the whole lot of them with their South Dakota colleague who pilfered corpses for skin to convert to penis-enlarging cremes.

I want this election season to be hilarious.