Hmmm... okay, maybe. But only if Paris Hilton plays Ilsa.
Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 01:52:34 PM PDT
Surely all of us, conservative and liberal, right and left, people of all colors, faiths and nationalities... surely all of us will join together as one and stop this abomination from ever happening!!!
Madonna is hoping to remake classic movie Casablanca, but update it for a modern-day audience by setting it in Iraq...
"She wants to update the story and maybe set it in a modern war zone such as Iraq. There is no script yet.
The source added: "Madonna is talking about taking the Ingrid Bergman role for herself, even though Bergman was in her 20s when she played Ilsa and Madonna is nearly 50...
"Madonna and her people are testing the waters to see if this is the right vehicle for her and if a major studio will get behind the project."
Someone, please tell me this is an April Fools joke. Please please please. There is no hint of an April Fools joke in the source article. I will make a $250,000 bounty available to the person who can prove this is an April Fools joke.
Okay, THAT was an April Fools joke. But please, someone make this not happen.
