Sir Cartoon's Fundrrrraising Pahty
Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 08:58:18 PM PDT
Won't you come to one's fundrrrraising pahty? One is a British Lud and in a bit of a sticky whicket: Being as it is that his grace, Lud Cartoon of Messiah, MBA, SOB and LMAO, is a subject of the British Crown and not a citizen of the States, he is unfohtunately unable to donate to Brrrrack Ohbahma's presidential campaign, as it is against those ghastly little things that you Yanks refer to as "laws".
Therefore, in true British pomp and circumstance (and wearing some really wildly coloured sunglasses, God wot?), his ludship has deigned to give a fundraising pahty fohr his candidate of choice. Oll of the prrrrrowceeds will be donated dierrrectly to Brrrrack Ohbahma. This is not in the least bit against those pesky, afohmentioned 'laws', as... well... its not my bloody money now is it?
And if you think foh one moment that Ohbahma is an elitist, well you really have no idea wot you ah tohking about: wait until you see me!!!
Sorry about that - now that I've taken those silly marbles out of my mouth, I can actually make myself understood:
It really makes me mad that while I, a mere pleb and subject, have obeyed the laws and abstained from donating to the candidate who would clearly make the best President of this great nation, some member of the British ruling class can come along and, with great chutzpah, raises millions of dollars illegally for the Wicked Witch of the East.
When I first read of Sir Elton John (hint for Elton: Lennon returned his MBA) being the centerpiece of a fundraiser for Hillary, I knew something was not right. I would love to raise money for Obama, who my wonderful wife will be voting for. But I am not a citizen of the U.S., and it is not my place to interfere (observe and comment, yes!).
How effing elitist!!!
If I danced in the street naked, and people gave me money (yeah, right), and I gave that money to Obama, it would be illegal, right?
Oh, but this money never sullied Sir Elton's hands. You see, the Elites don't actually have to touch the money - they have people who do that for them.
