FINGERGATE!!!

Apparently some newsreader on MSNBC named Contessa Brewer recently reported on the most important issue facing America; Did Barack Obama flip off Hillary Clinton????!!??!??

Well, while the newshounds on hot on that trail...psst, move closer...quiet, don't let anyone else know, but remember the other night, in the debate?  When Barack Obama was wearing a suit?  And he had on that dress shirt?  Well, don't tell anyone where you heard it from, but underneath his suit, underneath his dress shirt, he was wearing a tee shirt with a drawing of a hand, with the finger pointed toward Hillary Clinton, and the caption "I'm with stupid."

OK, since I trust you, I'll let you in on a couple other secrets from behind the scenes on the campaign trail.

Before he left the race, once Chris Dodd grabbed a donut off a plate backstage before a debate, dropped it on the ground, put it back on the plate, and took a different donut.  He so didn't think anyone saw it, but he's busted.

And, like, OMG!, did you hear about the time that Joe Biden was standing in a group of people, dealt one, and then walked away without saying "excuse me?"

I mean, like, whatev, even I know about this stuff.  But what other important issues is MSNBC not reporting?  What other scandals do you know about from the campaign trail?  Please use this thread to spread the news.  But be quiet about it...