Barack Obama's Partially Eaten Dinner To Be Sold For Hillary Campaign

They say most young Americans get their news from the Daily Show and Colbert Report nowadays.  Maybe thats because truth has seriously become stranger than fiction, and sometimes all you can do is laugh at the madness of it all.  

Someone is selling Barack Obama's partially eaten dinner, and donating all the money raised to Hillary Clinton's campaign.

Obama's Glider Diner Breakfast on Ebay

eBay is now offering the plate, silverware and partially eaten breakfast from Barck Obama's visit to the Glider Diner.
The plate of food was given to a loyal customer who then put the plate in the freezer for fresh keeping and has posted it for sale on eBay.
The ad states all money raised will go to Hillary Clinton's Campaign.

Oh dear god.  Here is the ebay listing.

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THIS IS BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA'S  BREAKFAST FROM THIS MORNING, 4-21-08 AT THE GLIDER DINER IN SCRANTON, PA.  WINNER GETS HIS USED DINER PLATE WITH HIS USED SILVERWARE AND UN EATEN PORTION OF HIS WAFFLE & SAUSAGE LINK. IT WAS WRAPPED WITH SARAN WRAP IMMEDIATELY AFTER HIS DEPARTURE AND IS NOW IN THE FREEZER AWAITING THE LUCKY WINNERS BID!!!  THIS IS 100% AUTHENTIC AS YOU CAN SEE HE WAS AT THE DINER BY THE PICTURE AND IT WAS ON ALL LOCAL NEWS STATIONS.  THIS PLATE WAS WRAPPED BY THE WAITRESS THAT SERVED HIM. GUARANTEED AUTHENTIC, HIS DNA IS ON THE SILVERWARE. ALL PROCEEDS GO TO HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!  HAHA

I don't know what to say.  Seriously, "HIS DNA IS ON THE SILVERWARE", "BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA"S UN EATEN SAUSAGE LINK.  AWAITING THE LUCKY WINNERS BID"

And it is going to Clinton's campaign.

UPDATE The history of bids is frightening.  So far, 28 people have bid, and the auction is set to end 6+ days from now.  Who wants over a week old Waffle and Sausage, who?

UPDATE 2 It has been brought to my attention that ebay has a strict policy against selling food.  However, in the interest of comedy, I recommend no one report this and lets see how far it goes.

UPDATE 3  WOOHOO, the sausage is now going for over $10,000.  Lets see how high it can go!