Top Ten Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Went On O'Reilly

10. To spread the Lanny Davis message of hope and optimism.

9.  O’Reilly agreed to pump her gas for rest of campaign.

8.  Richard Mellon Scaife asked her to.

7.  Outraged that William Ayers waited until September 16 to express horror at 9/11 attacks.

6.  Tasty falafel sandwiches.

5. No coffee machines: Fox News staffers fetch her lattes-to-order (see video below).

4. She's a working-class hero and a Real American.

3. He’s not a pansy.

2. America wants to know where she stands on Jeremiah Wright.

1. Desperately clinging to vast right-wing conspiracy.

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In other news:

Hillary Clinton staged a "commute" to work today to show her blue-collar bona fides. It didn't quite work out like she had planned. Now we know she hasn't pumped her own gas in years, and she can't work a coffee machine either. Here's video, via Joe Sudbay at AMERICAblog. Oops:

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Also posted on my blog.