They call me MISTER Tibbs! (w/ Poll)

and I'm on my way to West Virginia and Kentucky to squelch the bigots and that wannabe small-town mayor Bill Clinton.  Follow me after the jump for details on this mission.

Police Chief Bill Gillespie will accompany me on this mission.  We intend to illustrate the error of the bigot's thinking, anytime we hear "Muslim", "Unpatriotic", "Atheist", "Terrorist", "Elitist", by slapping them silly and then making them watch the entirety of Roots followed by the original Guess Who's Coming to Dinner for 48 straight hours.  People may object to this tactic on the grounds that they believe it to be brainwashing but my position is that they've already been brainwashed and we have to re-brainwash them via liberal mainstream Hollywood.

We are currently accepting applications for the "Mister Tibbs Counter-Bigot Fellows" .

More details to come...