They suck your wiener while you sleep

Glenn Murphy Jr. was arrested after authorities said he performed oral sex on a sleeping man following a July 28 party at a home in Jeffersonville. The plea agreement calls for a six-year sentence, with four years suspended.

Murphy, who was also chairman of the Young Republican National Federation, resigned from both posts when the allegations were made public in August.

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Murphy slept on a top bunk while the man slept on a lower bunk, the affidavit said. The man said he awoke at 6:40 the next morning and found Murphy performing oral sex on him, according to the document.

Sleep well...mwahhaahha

It is not ok to suck a wiener without permission.  Luckily, if you want to suck a wiener asking usually nets you positive results.

Have you ever woken to find a republican on your wiener? discuss below

What do you think of the relationship between republicans and wieners?  Please participate in the discussion.

Am I being too flip about male on male sexual assault? I honestly know nothing about it.  Am I applying a double standard by making a joke of this?