Pastor Agnostic's Daily Sermon

1872 - Mahlon Loomis patents wireless radio

1969 - Neil Armstrong walks on the Moon

COINCIDENCE? I think NOT!

Quote:
"It is natural that people should differ most, and most violently, about the unknowable. . . . There is all the room in the world for divergence of opinion about something that, so far as we can realistically perceive, does not exist."
-- E. Haldeman-Julius, speaking on christianity

From the Church of Ineffable Stupidity:

a) Santa Clara County stopped from registering new citizens to vote as national security threat by Department of Homeland scrutiny.

Just before Santa Clara County immigrants were sworn in as U.S. citizens, they got voter-registration cards and were shown how to fill them out. At the conclusion of the naturalization ceremony, most new citizens had signed the cards and handed them in to become registered voters.

But in March, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services declared that the county registrar of voters must not hand out those cards until the recipients are officially citizens. And now voter registration has plunged by 82 percent.
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The new policy by the agency, an arm of the Department of Homeland Security, has caused outrage among local League of Women Voters volunteers as well as local congressional representatives.

http://www.mercurynews.com/...

How much more of this crap will we be forced to take from the Bushistas?

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b) Phil Gramm, former criminal senatwhore(R-TX), fraud, thief, tax evasion specialist for UBS, a swiss financial giant, family values pretender, and PORN FILM MAKER.

No Rig Was Too Big For Them To Handle!

http://www.imdb.com/...

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c) Iraqi PM Al-Maliki tells Der Spiegel on video that he supports Obama's plans to withdraw all troops in 16 months.

in unrelated news, the United States DOD (CentCom) claims that Al-Maliki did not mean what he said.

In unrelated news, the White House sent out thousands of e-mails CONFIRMING Al-Maliki's statement. http://blogs.abcnews.com/...

In unrelated news, General Betrayus claims that Al-Maliki is against imposing deadlines on US troop withdrawals.

In unrelated news, a chief spokespinner for John McCain discusses Al-Maliki's announcement thusly, "We're F**KED!"

When will these idiots get their spin straight?

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d) Iran to stone 9 adulterers to death.

TEHRAN, Iran — Eight women and one man convicted of adultery are set to be stoned to death in Iran, activists said Sunday.

http://rawstory.com//news/2008/Activ...

Numerous US Republican senators and congressmen announce that they will never step foot in Iran, even if asked by the president.

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e) FDA IDJUTS

DON'T EAT THE TOMATOES.
On the other hand, you CAN eat tomatoes. But not peppers.
No, wait, you can eat peppers, but not cilantro.
No, wait, you can eat cilantro, but not . . .

Today, the FDA cleared all tomato growers of any e-coli responsibility - a week after transporters and growers lost millions.
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"There was never a good war or a bad peace."

Benjamin Franklin