More Bill-O Wackness

I just thought this was funny.  From IMDBNews:

NBC offered Bill O'Reilly "a ton of money" to bolt Fox News and join NBC News, O'Reilly said on his syndicated radio show Wednesday. According to a transcript of his remarks posted on the Johnny Dollar website, O'Reilly told his audience, "I wouldn't work for NBC News. ... They offered me a ton of money to go over there and I said no. They offered me more than I am making now at Fox, Ok. And the reason I am saying this is because now NBC News attacks me everyday. And um, I said ... 'I think that I am better suited to Fox, more traditional and you dance with the one who brung you.' Not to say that I wouldn't go someplace else. That's possible, but it would have to be a Godfather offer."

So by Godfather Offer ... does that mean Keith Olbermann is going to stuff a Horse's Head into Bill Orly's bed?

Here on Kos I'd like to also clear up a few things:

Once Angelina Jolie totally and embarrassingly threw herself at me for sex, and I like said, No Way. And then she was like bummed and totally picked Brad Pitt up on the re-bound. Which is why she pretends to not even know who I am.

Once when I was working as an office temp Bill Gates came to me and said, Hey, I want you to run Microsoft. And I said, no thanks, I'm chill here. And that is why Bill Gates pretends like I'm psycho and that never happened.

Once Tom Brady came to me and said his ankle was bugging him so could I please Quarterback the Patriots in the Superbowl and I totally had plans that weekend, so I politely declined and that's why Tom Brady ignores me.

And one time this semi-spiritual entity known as VALIS promised to unlock all the secrets of the Universe to me, and I was like, Eh, maybe another day but not now. Which is why people say it never happened.