Unfortunately, the religious right has about 8 billion potential DrudgeReport-type tempests they can create. It's like political alchemy.
You've got your standard Christmas-time cornucopia of straw men ACLU thugs kicking down baby Jesus's house.
You've got your endless Hollywood perversions.
So what's next? Here's one for a start:
Why no cross on the US flag? We are a Christian nation after all.
Come up with your own. Try some more realistic ones, like why can't we name an aircraft carrier the Mary Magdalene?