Sunday Talk - A Heartbeat Away

McSame has made his choice.  There are certainly more qualified republican women that McSame passed over.  It's gotta sting that McCain passed over Romney and others for someone with a resume like this.

Full lineup and a tribute to those not qualified enough for McCain below...

THE LINEUP:

It's a full-court gop fest this week.

Meet the Press:  Passed over Gov. Tim Pawlenty (R-Zzzz..).  Very Serious Discourse with Doris Kearns Goodwin, David Gregory, Andrea Mitchell, McCain advisor Mike Murphy and Kelly O'Donnell.  They all recap how the Maverick is back and how much it arouses them.

Tweety:  Howard Fineman, Elisabeth Bumiller, Clarence Page & Kelly O'Donnell.

This Weak:  Huckleberry Graham (R-is he or isn't he), American Patriot John Kerry.  Relics of the past George Will & Sam Donaldson, Bush enabler Matt Dowd and Cokie "My name sounds foreign" Roberts.  Really, only a foreigner would be named 'Cokie'.  Or a crackhead.  It's so...exotic.

Face The Nation:  Small man in search of a balcony Rudy Giuliani, Soon to be irrelevant Joe Lieberman, Exorcist Bobby Jindal (R), passed over & failed CEO Carly Fiorina.  True American dickweed David Brooks.

Fixed Noise:  McSame.

Late Edition With Wolf: Soon to be single again, failed governor Charlie Crist, SC Gov. Mark Sanford (R), Grampa Fred, Permanent House Min. Leader John Boehner (R-OH), passed over rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA); McSame adviser Nancy Pfotenhauer, the boring Tom Daschle (D-ZZzzz), FEMA dir. David Paulison. Professional dickweed Howard Kurtz, Dana Milbank, Politico's Roger Simon, Lynn Sweet, Rachel Sklar and Townhall maestro Amanda Carpenter talk shop.

Fareed Zakaria GPS:  Bunch of names I can't pronounce.

60 Minutes: Joint Interview: BIDEN & OBAMA

               

               

Here's to the fallen candidates, those less qualified than a former mayor.  Here's to every person McCain courted and then dumped for a cute model like they were his first wife or something.

Here's to the fellow female Alaskans, who just didn't cut the cake:

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Here's to the hard-working women of America, who just didn't work hard enough for McCain:

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Here's to the republican women who stand by their party, only to have their party's nominee reject them:

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Lest we forget...

This week, McSame and his VP pick will go to Mississippi to act presidential and stuff.  Please don't let anyone forget that while a major American city was destroyed three years ago, John McCain ate cake with George W. Bush.  Never forget:

Truly fucking McSame.

                   

h/t Hillary Clinton