Bachmann: "Nothing scares members of Congress more than freedom-loving Americans"

Today is the day that Michele Bachmann (LUNATIC-MN) plans to lead her army into the halls of congress to "scare" members into killing health care reform.

Freedom-haters need not apply:

"Nothing scares members of Congress more than freedom-loving Americans,” Bachmann said.

“I think that will absolutely scare these members of Congress so much that Pelosi will not get the votes and it will kill the bill. I think it could be dead for 10 years. Why won’t we? Why won’t we go for broke?”

Rumor has it that the plan to have Bachmann and her fellow-patriots slit their collective wrists on the steps of the Capitol was abandoned after it was determined that that would be too scary, and because most of them couldn't afford the medical treatment they would need afterwards.

Stay tuned ...