Last week, we voted on the best Daily Kos hate mail of the year, and no surprise, it was "Dear Socialist Fuckstick" -- a classic the second it landed on my inbox. In celebration, let's watch mcjoan's dramatic reading of that email from Netroots Nation in Pittsburgh:
Of course, the year isn't over, but I had to get the voting out of the way since, as you read this, I'm on a beach in El Salvador enjoying the waves and the sun. I hope it's not too cold in your corner of the world. But before I left, I wrapped up this nice present for you guys. I don't want to give it away, but you can unwrap it below the fold!
It's ... more hate mail! I hope it's exactly what you wanted!
Approval Rating
Dear Munchkin,
I'm sure I'm not the first to ask this but would you take a moment out of your busy day misleading the weak minded and attempting to fleece the Democratic party to explain why you don't post President B. Hussein's actual approval rating?
And if you get a moment maybe you can tell me when you expect to hit puberty. I'm hoping any day now since your televised interviews at this point are slightly reminiscent of an episode of the muppets. Only with a less meaningful message at conclusion.
Your friend,
Rich Hergenreder
Dear Rich, I don't post Obama's approval rating because I poll his FAVORABILITY ratings. It's different! And if you get a moment, let me know when you expect to get an education, since your emailed words are reminiscent of Rush Limbaugh's show, with just as stupid a message at conclusion. Your friend, kos.
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Mr. Moulitsas,
It seems to me that 'girly men' are ubiquitous throughout the progressive ranks. Can't you folks find a man's-man spokesman to join you in your quest to bring us Obama's vision for America? I can't imagine any of the 'men' I see on TV, delivering the liberal line, ever holding down a meaningful, labor-intensive, time clock punching job. You all come off as mealey-mouthed empty suits afraid of dark corners. Listening to the silly way you people deliver your messages is, well, just damn irratating. BTW, I was a liberal in the days when liberals were proud to serve in the military, didn't covet his well-off neighbor's goods, and didn't think abortions created 'little angels', and was proud to help shield Isreal from its women-hating, camel- screwing, 8th-century-living, child-marrying,
honor-killing savage neighbors.
No, Kos, I'm not a Bushie. His hand-holding of that scum-bag king was a metaphor for his administration's 8-year courtship with the oil-rich nations of the mid-east.
When liberals are willing to fight for our freedoms and conservatives understand that access to health care should not depend on the value of one's house, then the country will be in a place that serves us all.
Best Wishes
Yeah, it's hard to imagine any Democrats holding any "labor-intensive, time clock punching jobs", like, say, union jobs. And if only I had served in the military like when I served in the military! But I get you, dude. You're the kind of guy who likes his men really butch and hot, with some well-defined arms, a tight ass, and a nice chiseled chin. A good strong man makes you feel all warm inside, gives you a thrill up your leg. I totally get it, and I won't get jealous. I'm quite comfortable accepting that I'm just not exactly everyone's type.
I just saw Jekyllhyde's diary on venting. No HR. Too late, but I want
to take the opportunity to say fuck ya. Delete now! When you protect
folks who think it is a relevant diary to use Tiger and Obama as the
model and anti model to America (golfer to President?) you gotta
accept the fact that Tger fucking over his family by his indiscretions
cannot be comapared to the fucking Obama gave his voters (yup, like
Patriot, Dkos does not get to decide who is a good vote or less
significant vote). Obama protects The Family.
As it was before Kos, there was no need then and no need now for Kos.
I see alot of AlGore treehugging whiners who have found their lot in
life being sole fodder for the likes of a Cheney and now the Obama
administration begging for a crumb. LOL. This is exactly the group
Cheney scorned, and now Obama. I have healthcare, a 100% secure
income, liesure time the envy of the rich, and the ability to tell the
likes ofCheney and Kos to take a hike. Weakness brings little to
nothing to any endeavour. The irony today of a white man complaining a
Jew about a blackman selling him out. The 21st age old question
remains. What came first, the Senator or the Insurance company?
Little minds make for little kos. Weakness will never incrementally
speak to power. That is why Al Gore is irrelevant, why Kerry lost and
what made John McCain a fool along with those who believed in the
great messiah. Limbaugh is only a word or two off from the truth, but
at least he knows he lies. He also knows who the fools are.
Umm... what?
I found it more than coincidental that at the climax of this Chicken Little Conference Copenhagen experienced a major snow blizzard. Add to that the fact that THE ONE had to leave quickly to get back to D.C. before another major snow blizzard which kept Nancy Pelotis from going to the Chicken Little Conference. ...
Recall the plagues that God set down on a disbeliefing Pharaoh who thought he was greater than God. Perhaps God sent some messages down to disbelievers in Copenhagen and in Washington D.C. reminding them that humans are not in charge of mother nature.
God sure has gotten soft. From burning rain and plagues and locusts to ... a little snow?
Or maybe Copenhagen is the kind of place that gets a little snow in the winter. Could be either/or.
seen you for the firt time on msnbc
you fag I hope the nexr DICK you suck, or take up the ass is full of AIDS.
You Progressive _uck!
Really, if you write all that other stuff, you can go ahead and write "fuck". No one will mind.
maybe you can get the message!!!!!!!!!!!
We the people want no part of the gov, run healthcare, nor did we vote for obama to finish ripping america apart, AND SPREADING OUR WEALTH,this is ludacris, and almost criminal, we are hurting here and he goes and pledges 100billion, right!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then u got the whole dem, party tagging along fueling there jets on our dime these peoples have no soul, or morals for that matter. and yes i was a democrat. KEY WORD HERE WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, no, you were never a Democrat, you didn't vote for Obama, so you clearly have no idea why everyone else did. You know what else is ludacris? This:
Your Poll as of 12/22/09?
KOS:
Obama "Favorable" 54%.
Obama "Unfavorable" 42%.
Rasmussen:
Obama "Total Approve" 25%.
Obama "Total Disapprove" 46%.
Obama "Strongly Approve" 44%.
Obama "Strongly Disapprove" 56%.
Your progressive mindset is startling.
Your judgment of reality is delusional.
Your contempt for dialogue is evil.
Your ideology is "Re"-gressive not "Pro"-gressive.
Everything you say you are for is a lie.
America is waking up to the "Re"gressive cancer of the Modern Progressive movement.
You say (as the representative of the "Bold Progressives" just said on the Ed Show) that you need to "fight" more aggressively for your agenda and not let voters of a different ideology than yours get in your way.
Well America is now saying to you, sir..........
B R I N G I T O N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have SOROS
You have Alinsky
You have Lucifer (Dedication in Alinsky Rules)
You have the MSM (dying on the vine)
You have Pelosi
You have Reid
You have Obama.
We have the US Constitution.
We have the Bill of Rights.
We have The Declaration of Independence.
We have George Washington.
We have Benjamin Franklin.
We have John Hancock.
We have a majority of the America people.
We have the NEW media (growing in revenue).
My children know who you are.
They know what you are trying to do.
"Re"-gressives do not value future generations.
That is your greatest weakness and our greatest motivation.
You are doomed to fail.
Peter Voisin
Conservative Independent
North Carolina
P.S. America has you in the crosshairs!
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Let me get this straight -- you have Ben Franklin's corpse and Karl Rove's math on your side? The former could make for a scary zombie movie, and the latter? I guess that explains how 44 percent of Ras' respondents strongly approve of Obama, even though only 25 percent total approve.
p.s. I didn't realize that "secretary of state" was in with the commie Nazis. Thanks for exposing the conspiracy!