Appearing at the yearly whinefest about the librul media was:
The Republican's Working Man hero Joe the Plumber [who] could barely contain himself last night before a crowd of adoring, media-bashing conservatives.
And what did this icon of the Party of God and family values have to say?
"God, all this love and everything in the room - I'm horny," declared Joe, whose real name is Samuel Wurzelbacher.
There is video available, but you're on your own if you want to watch it.