Submit your questions to Obama for his first online town hall. Having watched the "experts" ask the questions the last few months, here are some Beltway Elite-approved questions you can ask:
- Why are you so boring? How about cracking some jokes?
- Don't you realize how inappropriate it is when you crack jokes?
- What is "volcano"? And what is "monitoring"?
- Why are you talking to us and not the NY Times, Washington Post, WSJ or USA Today?
- Aren't you exhausted from walking and chewing gum at the same time?
- Where were you really born, you impostor?
- Why are you the first and only politician to ever use a teleprompter?
- I've lost my job, my home, my business, and all hope. How else can I sacrifice to make Chuck Todd and his elite media friends happy?
- Enough about A-Rod! What do you think about Lance Armstrong's broken collarbone?
What other Beltway Elite-approved questions do you have for Obama?
And feel free to head on over to the White House's online townhall site to ask questions that real Americans want asked and answered.
Update: More questions from the comments:
- What does your wife have against sleeves?
- Why don't you listen to Dick Cheney more?
- Why can't you answer questions in five words or less?
- Sure the world economy is collapsing and we're still stuck in two wars, but when will you get a puppy?
- The TARHEELS!! Are you fracking serious?