After Rush Limbaugh spent some time trashing the Speaker of the House's looks, Ron Reagan had a few words of his own for the mound of sound:
Limbaugh hasn't had a natural erection since the Nixon Administration; think he's compensating for something? Now, I wouldn't pick on him for any of this stuff, not his blubbiness, not his man-boobs, not his inability to have a natural erection—none of that stuff—to me, off limits until! until! Mr. Limbaugh, you turn that sort of gun on somebody else—once you start doing that, you're fair game, fat boy. Absolutely, you jiggly pile of mess. You're just fair game, and you're going to get it, too.
Okay, folks, Ron didn't hold back, so why should you? Let's have some late-night fun and see who can deliver the best Rush rant in 100 words or less. Of course, Ron has set the bar pretty high.
On your mark, get set, go ...