Bleating whiners dumb as pie
Witless men who pout and cry
Men who don’t know what they say
Gulping Tea Baggers, on parade
Cheeto dust upon their vests
Pudgy men, with pasty chests
One hundred men will wank today
Here they come, Tea Bag Brigade
Trained to live, off parent’s land
Lots of wanking, hand in hand
Men who fight with mouse and click
Fail fail fail, Tea Baggers today
Cheeto dust upon their chest
Pudgy men, with pasty chests
One hundred men will wank today
Here they come, Tea Bag Brigade
Back at home mommy awaits
Tea Bagger has met his fate
He has whined for bigger bequests
Leaving her this last request
Put Cheeto dust on my chest
Make me wank like America’s best
I will leave the house one day
After Tea Bagging, more men today