Now you've seen the kind of stuff people send in my Saturday Hate Mail-Palooza (here, here, here, and here) -- stuff like "I hope you die" or "I hope God strikes you down" or stupid stuff like that. Those aren't "death threats", but I bet that 99.9 percent of the time, people crying about online death threats are referring to that kind of stuff.
Hoping someone dies isn't a threat, it's a hope. And while it may be rude to email someone telling them you wish they were dead, that doesn't rise to the level of "I'm going to kill you".
New Ice Cream Favor In Honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, ” Barocky Road.” Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The Cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. Thus you are left with an empty Wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
New Ice Cream Favor
In Honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, ” Barocky Road.” Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The Cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. Thus you are left with an empty Wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
In the time I was writing this, that page was scrubbed. No worries, though. I took a screenshot.