What a race! In a nail-biter that will go down in the anals of ass clown history, Joe Lieberman has beaten Glenn Beck, 50.1% to 49.9! "Joe-mentum" has reared its head, enabling Lieberman to take the top honors! ("ASScar Award?" "Clownie?")
It was quite a race, and Lieberman deserves big credit for having gone well above and beyond the call of ass-clown duty to make this possible. Glenn Beck hit 48% in the previous round, and with Palin dropped from the contest, it seemed "Beck-mentum" was easily going to allow him to crack 50%.
Butt no! Joe came back, and make it over the hump.
Butt before we go... would it be possible to put together a Lieberman-Beck ass clown "dream team?" In the comments, an assertion kept emerging -- that Lieberman was more "ass" and Beck was more "clown." So wouldn't the two of them together, as a team, in fact be the epitome of "ass clown?" Two halves making an incredible ass whole?
Vote below, tell us if you agree, and... kudos to Lieberman and Beck for taking ass clownery to such a bold new level!