Ok, so I wrote this about 2 1/2 months ago when the controversy was brewing regarding Howard's comments about southern male voters. I thought I would share on here. Enjoy, or not:
TOP TEN HOWARD DEAN CAMPAIGN PROMISES TO MALE SOUTHERN VOTERS
- More Skoal in the classrooms
- A free white sheet for every voter!
- Will personally put a gun rack in the cab of every Chevy pick-up
- If elected, you can legally call your sister your wife
- Grits, grits and more grits!
- The new National Anthem: FREEBIRD!
- All judicial nominees will be former NASCAR drivers
- There's just been a recount- the confederacy actually won at Gettysburg!
- Meet the future Vice President- Charlie Daniels.
- SLAVERY-SHMAVERY!