"We found Weapons of Mass Destruction." That according to the bible-thumping, homophobic, woman-hating Senator from Pennsylvania, Rick Santorum. The same weapons of mass destruction that was said to be the rationale for George Bush to invade Iraq. The same WMD's that allegedly could fall into the hands of Al-Qaeda. Good lord! we found them. On second thought, nope, didn't find them. False alarm.
The end is near for Rick Santorum. His act was funny once, now it's just plain sad and pathetic. A United States Senator, resorting to lying in order to cover up the biggest lie ever sold to the American public.
And for what?
To save his retched old behind from the brink of inevitable defeat.
Polls in Pennsylvania have Santorum losing to Democratic challenger, Bob Casey, by 18 points. But, that isn't stopping Santorum from showing his "man-love" to President Bush by trying to sell more lies down the throats of the American Public, who by recent polls want our troops to come home from Iraq.
I believe that this recent folly by Santorum could spell a resounding victory for Casey. Maybe, let's say by 30 points?
But, I believe Santorum might've lost focus for just a minute.
You see, Santorum's bread and butter is to scare people into believing that the "Homosexual devil" is lurking in the shadows with blood dripping down its mouths. Coming to steal our children. And once the dumbest of all people believe that, they run to Rick Santorum like he's some cuddly saint.
Sorry, Saints don't make lies to protect the devil.
Oh, but Senator Santorum, what did you find on your mission to prove to the American people that President Syphillis did the right thing by invading Iraq?
Canisters. Canisters that were left in the desert decades ago and armed with depleted and useless mustard and sarin gas. We've found stockpiles of these canisters that won't kill you, but probably would give a rug burn.
Well done, asshole. Well done. You've made the biggest cheerleader for the Bush administration proud. I'm referring to the Republican pimp himself, Sean Hannity, who demanded that the Democrats apologize to President Bush.
Apologize, to Bush?
Grovel to a man who is just as retarded as Forrest Gump?
Nice try Senator Santorum, but if this was 1991, we would all fall at your feet, and ask that you rid the world of Homosexuals while you're at it.
Although, we would ask the author of the Homosexual agenda to enact an amendment to rid you first from this nation that you just hate.
Because, there's no way a Patriot would create lies in order to protect a reckless leader who sent brave men and women to die on the basis of another lie.
Have you no shame, Senator Santorum?
Nope, you don't.
Cause assholes like you don't know the meaning of the word shame. Nor integrity.