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Return to Tiffany: Illinois' Byzantine Politics

Fri Feb 05, 2010 at 11:42:05 PM PDT

Illinois is in the political news, again.  Scott Lee Cohen (D) has gotten on the ballot for Lt. Governor in the November elections.  The media is reporting that Cohen has an ex-wife that has alleged domestic violence AND an ex-girlfriend/massage-therapist that has an arrest-record for prostitution.  Oy

The ex-girlfriend/massage-therapist, Amanda J. Eneman, looks like this:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/...

And she's wearing the "Return to Tiffany" toggle-necklace from the Hearts of Tiffany collection. http://www.tiffany.com/...

The position of Lt. Governor is ... like being an understudy on Broadway, or 1st Runner Up in a beauty paegent.  In the event that _____ is unable to serve, you get the job.  That's how our current Governor, (D) Pat Quinn became Governor of Illinois after Rod Blagojevich was impeached, removed from office, and banned from ever seeking elected office in Illinois.  It was almost unanimous.  Rod's sister-in-law voted to keep him in office, it's a family thing.

I'm not going to pick up a stone and throw it at Cohen or his ex-live-in-girlfriend Amanda.  Historically, great leaders have needed the redemptive power of love that only a fallen woman can provide.

Emperor Justinian of Byzantium had the law changed so he could marry a courtesan, Theodora.  Now both of them, the Emperor Justinian and the Empress Theodora are Saints in the Orthodox Church.

And given that Cohen has all this money (he spent 2 Million of his own money on the campaign) why can't he make his support payments to his ex-wife.  Why does his ex-live-in-girlfriend have the cheapest jewelry from Tiffany's?  

Amanda, I'd return the jewelry to Tiffany and get this heart-shaped diamond surrounded by smaller diamonds and set in platinum:  http://www.tiffany.com/...

Pshaw...if you are what you are, why go so cheaply?  Amanda reportedly got paid $150 for a sex act.  She was reported to be living with Cohen at the time.  What's up with that?

NOTE TO AMANDA:  Amanda, I'm not judging your morals.  Almost 20 years ago, I was being offered $5,000 for sex.  With prominent men!  And you are selling yourself way below market value.   Babe, you're worth more than that low-end Tiffany necklace.  Youth and health, fade.  Money comes and goes.  Get an education because they can't take that away from you. Or, start your own business.  In Chicago, one of the most successful business women, Sue Gin, is said to have gotten her start as a Jezebel.  You can make your mind and spirit as beautiful as your body.

 

In hindsight, if I weren't so prissy and precious always looking for true love and better people, I think I would have at the very least fared better financially.  Who knows what my life would be like today if I had done it for money, instead of doing it for love.

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