These people have too much time on their hands:
The Arizona state Senate on Thursday passed a bill making it illegal for a person to “intentionally or knowingly creating a human-animal hybrid.”
The bill, which passed 16 to 12, would prohibit anyone in the state from “creating or attempting to create an in vitro human embryo by any means other than fertilization of a human egg by a human sperm.”
The measure would also outlaw “transferring or attempting to transfer a human embryo into a nonhuman womb,” “transferring or attempting to transfer a nonhuman embryo into a human womb” and “transporting or receiving for any purpose a human-animal hybrid.”
Now that Arizona has made racial profiling legal and put a stop to people cooking up Minotaurs in their garage, what's next? A law saying all American flags have to have an electric fan placed under them so that they flutter attractively? That SPF-50 sunscreen will now be known as Arizona Freedom Cream? A bill that says tacos will be called "Crunchy Handheld Non-Sandwichs"?
Let's have a (no prize) contest and see who can guess what groundbreaking law Arizona will pass next.