There's conservation of energy, conservation of mass, and then there's conservation of humor.
For example, first came the Onion article mocking the anti-science position of the right by going to ludicrous extremes.
The second law of thermodynamics, a fundamental scientific principle stating that entropy increases over time as organized forms decay into greater states of randomness, has come under fire from conservative Christian groups, who are demanding that the law be repealed.
Pretty funny stuff. However, as this entry in Conservapedia proves, even professional comedians can only out-crazy the right for so long.
The theory of relativity is a mathematical system that allows no exceptions. It is heavily promoted by liberals who like its encouragement of relativism and its tendency to mislead people in how they view the world.
The article then lists a set of "22 counterexamples" (a list that actually contains 24 items) to prove that relativity is relatively wrong. The best two of these proofs have to be items 8 & 9.
- The action-at-a-distance of quantum entanglement.
- The action-at-a-distance by Jesus, described in John 4:46-54.
Even more fun than the list of items is the list of footnotes which includes such winners as:
Virtually no one who is taught and believes relativity continues to read the Bible, a book that outsells New York Times bestsellers by a hundred-fold.
Start your countdown timers for the conservative repeal of gravity. And remember to wear Velcro socks.
(h/t to Kombiz Lavasany, who pointed this out on Twitter)