Timothy, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business.  He had several hundred young hens, which are also called pullets, and ten roosters whose job it was to fertilize the pullets' eggs.

Difficult as it was, Timothy kept exacting records – and any rooster that didn't do his daily duties was doomed to the soup pot.

This took a great deal of his time, so to make things easier he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.  Each bell made a different sound, so Timothy could simply tell from a distance which rooster was performing his duties.  Now he could sit on his front porch and fill out a report simply by listening to the bells.

Given the wingnut genuflections in Goldberg's general direction these days, you just knew this had to happen.

Kathryn Lopez puts this out on NRO's The Corner:

In other news: Guess who has been nominated for a Pulitzer? Yes...the P word. Can I even say that around here?

Tribune Media Services (his syndicate) has nominated our Jonah for a Pulitzer in opinion journalism.

Now, if they only know what’s good for them ...

For now, it is an honor to be nominated — we’re all delighted here for our friend and colleague and know so many of you are just as excited for all his success. Liberal Fascism has been a long-time in coming and the degree to which it is being talked about and purchased is great news and a testament to a job well done.  The Corner 1/24

Which was breathlessly picked up by such wingnut notables as Hog on Ice.

Which makes you wonder...how dishonest and/or gullible is the blognutosphere?