Late night/early morning long, long ago (yesterday) some incredibly sleep deprived people went to a place called the Intertubes, entered some random words (President McCain and President Obama) into some marvel of the modern world (online anagram maker) and came up with a series of phrases.

But one man, a name-scrambling champion of all who sacrifice sleep to write insanity and blather for the greater good of Americans everywhere, dared go the extra mile. That man, our hero, bad dad brought us some lexiconic gems.

I haven't written here in months, but I just got a cellphone call from a friend 'in high places', who tells me that there's a new initiative, headed up by Al Gore and the IPCC, to make a dramatic move in the Global Warming situation.

Basically, the idea is to cover the earth's poles in aluminum foil (that's hard to write, given that my native language has it at 'aluminium'). The idea is that we will be able to reflect back the sun's energy, so that the ice under the foil will no longer melt (as it will then be in shade).

More details after the jump....

OK, this is going to be the most self-explanatory diary ever.