The sad decline of memo writing in America
by Kagro X
Thu Aug 14, 2008 at 07:00:59 AM PDT
It hasn't been a good week for the memo writing world.
First, there was the publication of Hillary Clinton "pollster" Mark Penn's "strategy memos."
My favorite part:
- Requirements for any Launch
- Functioning political and fundraising operation
- Basic Message about how you would change America, combined with willingness to listen and refine
- The outline of major policy directions
- National and local press strategies
- Plan for 1st visits to key states
- Web operation ready to go
- Response war room for attacks/research operation
- fwp (first woman president plan)
Yes, I definitely think you should have a Basic Message about how you would change America. That'll be $1,000,000, please!
Next up, our vaunted Department of Homeland Security with its equally brilliant memo warning employees about types of behavior that could be espionage:
Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, in a memo to employees obtained by The Associated Press, said employees should suspect espionage if:
— Someone asks an employee for classified and sensitive information or access to systems.
— Someone asks an employee traveling overseas to bring back an envelope or package.
— An employee has regular contact with a person suspected of being part of a foreign intelligence service, terrorist group or foreign criminal enterprise.
— Someone makes a request that makes a department employee uncomfortable or compromised.
— A department employee has a personal relationship with a foreigner that seems suspicious.
— There is suspicious behavior with a foreigner inside or outside of the department.
Hmm, really? "Someone asks an employee for classified and sensitive information or access to systems." You think that's bad?
That's the current state of business communications in this country. First the Penn strategy memos that say "Our strategy is to strategize," and now a DHS memo saying to detect espionage, be on the lookout for espionage.



