At today's White House Press Briefing, Dana Perino had this to say about the president claiming to be "the commander guy":

Holy shit, I am loving the new Girl Scotty.  As you can see, Girl Scotty is so damn awesome that I have no choice but to post a second Scotty Show in less than 48 hours.  And this one is a doublewide edition -- in other words, this Scotty Show spans two separate press briefings.  

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And as always:

Press questions are italicized for EVERYONE'S pleasure.
Dana's bullshit is thick and bold, like in real life.
My comments are in plain text, which probably means something profound.