Check this out: "Barackula is a short political horror rock musical about young Barack Obama having to stave off a secret society of vampires at Harvard when he was inducted into presidency at the Harvard Law Review in 1990. Obama (Justin Sherman) finds that he must convince the vampire society that opposing political philosophies can coexist or else the society may transform Obama to the dark side." Here's the link.

I am tired of the News Medias Vampire tendencies.

The vampire owned a car, but he never drove it - or, he never drove it beyond this or that side of the street, to avoid it sitting in one place for longer than a day.  Suspicious, you know.  He'd learned in his time, for sure.

The L.A. Times reports the startling news that - hold on to your hats - the Bush administration is handling the war in Iraq the same way the Vietnam War was handled!

New tactics favored by U.S. commanders in Iraq borrow heavily from the end of another war that might seem an unlikely source for a winning strategy: Vietnam.

You can't make this stuff up.