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Support for Iran Attack is About to Soar.

Fri May 19, 2006 at 12:15:11 PM PDT

When trying to get support for an un provoked war, there is no better recipe than to make sure that people think you are stopping the next Hitler.

Canada, Australia concerned by reports Iran to tag non-Muslims
OTTAWA (AFP) - The Canadian and Australian prime ministers expressed concern at unconfirmed reports that said
Iran may force non-Muslims to wear colored badges in public so they can be identified.

Emphasis on unconfirmed is mine.

Funny how there reports are coming from Canada and Australia. Two countries you usually don't think of as war-mongering.

You may remember that Australia's John Howard almost lost re-election last go-round because of his support for the Iraq War. Canada's Stephen Harper? he's the new Conservative Prime Minister who also supports the Iraq war.

A couple of doves these guys are not.

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Are we about to Attack Iran?

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Does Bin Laden Read Daily Kos? Or, Muhjadeen About Nothing.

Thu Jan 19, 2006 at 03:16:34 PM PDT

Today, the CIA confirms that Bin Laden is alive an well.

Apparently he's released a new underground tape today that makes Bin Laden appear to be remarkably well tuned in to our most famous grievances with Bush.


My message to you is about the wars in
Iraq and Afghanistan and how to end them. I did not intend to speak to you about this because this issue has already been decided. Only metal breaks metal, and our situation, thank God, is only getting better and better, while your situation is the opposite of that.

But I plan to speak about the repeated errors your
President Bush has committed in comments on the results of your polls that show an overwhelming majority of you want the withdrawal of American troops from Iraq. But he (Bush) has opposed this wish and said that withdrawing troops sends the wrong message to opponents, that it is better to fight them (bin Laden's followers) on their land than their fighting us (Americans) on our land.

Full transcript inside the box.

All In the Family 2005: Lionel Comes to Dinner

Sun Nov 06, 2005 at 06:25:59 PM PDT

A screenplay by Brian Nowhere and Neil Simon's ghost
Crossposted at nowhereweb.com
Show opens on Archie and Edith at the piano singing the following song:
Those Were the Days.
Boy the way Sinatra crooned
Songs that actually had a tune
Gee our old Seville had room
Those were the days.
And you knew who you were then.
Men could never marry men...
Mister we could use a man like Ronald Reagan again.
Didn't take no crap from France
Garth Brooks taught us how to dance...
We sold Saddam poison gas
Those were the days.

For the full transcript of the show, click on down below

My Democrat Impression

Mon Oct 03, 2005 at 06:41:11 PM PDT

Hi. I'm a democrat.

Listen, I hope I'm not interrupting but I thought I might request a moment of your time so I can tell you why I think that George Bush's policies are right for this country. I mean why they are not right for this country.

Take Iraq for example. On second thought....scratch that.
You see, I kind of voted to go to war in Iraq. You see, at the time Bush's numbers were in the 90's. Tom Delay really did have a hammer back then. ...That's not a metaphor. He actually had this big-ass red-handled ball-peen hammer that he would carry in his briefcase.

I don't think he ever actually hit anyone with it, but I wound not put it past the man. Anyway...why don't we just talk about something else.

Surefire Way 2 win in 2008 w\ poll

Wed Sep 21, 2005 at 10:56:48 PM PDT

Every once in a while I have what I think is a brilliant idea.

Today I was struck with one of those ideas.

If the next Democratic candidate for the President of the United states were to use this idea, I think I could virtually guarantee a landslide victory.

I share this with you now, in the vain hope that by some miracle, these words may possibly be read by someone, someone who knows of someone who knows someone.
Hey, you never know. I hear alot of politicos hang out here.

And perhaps this well connected individual could get word of this to Kevin Bacon, who could then get word of this brilliant, yet simple idea to this Presidential Wannabe.

If so, 2008 is in the bag.

I know that's promising a lot, but just bear with me and tell me if you don't think this would work.
Of course it will help if this candidate has a good platform, but even that will become of secondary importance to this one swift, brilliant stroke.

This Presidential hopeful need only make one simple declarative statement:

For history changing statement, look inside this box!!

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Would this "tactic" ensure victory?

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My One Diary For Today: Guaranteed Non-Dupe.

Fri Sep 09, 2005 at 01:25:44 PM PDT

I have a thought in my head and I think it's a topic that hasn't been diaried about, but I'm worried that right now somebody eles out there could be thinking the same thought as I am and perhaps they are a faster typist than I am.

So while i was thinking of doing some in-depth research and maybe taking some time to actually think about what I'm going to write, I really don't want to spend time actually writing something extremely well thought out and full of clever phrases and all that only to finally post it only to have my first posted response be: Already diaried, Please Delete n/t by some mindless dork of a  Kossack (If you refer to yourself as a Kossack..guess what? You're a dork) who is still pissed off about getting passed over for hall monitor in the third grade.

No it's just not worth it. So if you think this diary sucks, don't blame me. I've got an original thought and time on my hands to do a nice piece, but I just can't risk somebody else getting to it first.

I didn't make the rules.

Why Kos was Right to Ban My Sorry Ass.

Sat Jul 09, 2005 at 10:25:49 AM PDT

There but before the grace of Kos go I.

I'm not being sarcastic, I believe I've had a revelation about this.

This is not an open forum where 1st ammendment rules apply and everyone should be given the right to say what ever they like and the rest of us should defend to the death your right to say it.

It's a club. It's a club for progressives who are interested in forwarding the progressive cause.

In any club there are rules.

I wasn't following them.

I got banned. End of story.

News Item: A Perfect Example of Our Idiocy.

Sat Jul 02, 2005 at 10:10:00 AM PDT

crossposted at nowhereweb.com

Noticed this news item the other day in the Chicago Sun Times
Dad know how it works
Texas father of missing girl, since found, may face charges because he changed her photograph to make her blonde and prettier in hopes of inspiring a larger rescue effort.

And in the knowledge that Fox News covers missing persons only if they look a little like Lindsay Lohan.
reported by ZAY N. SMITH, SunTimes columnist

Why DiHinMI gets under my skin.

Wed Jun 22, 2005 at 03:25:41 PM PDT

I am really tryting to understand where DiHinMI is coming from,
I really am.

Since I can remember, His posts have always annoyed the shit out of me because whenever I would be readig an OHIO diary that discussed
the possiblity of fraud in the 2004 election, there he would be, chastising those who posted and ridiculing the catalysts of
the discussion, from Bev Harris to Cliff Arnbeck. When it came to Bev Harris, the only word that could be described for his treatment
of her was mockery.

Read on if you don't mind yet one more meta diary

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Am I crazy, or is DiHinMI kind of preachy?

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Reality Based on What??????????????

Tue Jun 21, 2005 at 10:26:08 AM PDT

Remember what it was like to be a child? When your biggest problems facing your day concerned T.V schedules, or whether or not Suzie would invite you to her birthday party? Every day, the food you ate simply appeared before you fully prepared. The clothes you dirtied would show up clean in your drawer the next day. You'd flip a switch and the light would come on

Probably back then, you never felt the need to thank anybody for all of these comforts. To a healthy, well-fed child life just has a rythym to it. Life is experienced as it was meant to be. It's called normalcy.

In reality, all of these things were provided to you by your parent(s). While you were in school learning, your parents were out there working. Day after day they went out and gave of themselves so they would have the ability to give to you the level of normalcy you simply expected. This is life as it is meant to be. It's normalcy.

P.S As Morpheus did for Keanu, I now offer you a choice, take the red pill (stop reading), and go on beleiving what you know. Take the blue pill (read on) and risk learning  the truth, unpleasant as it may be.

Let's face it. DSM is going nowhere.

Fri Jun 17, 2005 at 08:19:50 AM PDT

We need to face facts. We are truly living in the land of the lost. Meaning that we lost in November and the land we now occupy should have a sign in front of saying,  Loserville population 150,000,000

It's kind of funny how We keep deluding ourselves that we still have some semblance of control left,  That we still believe we live in a democracy. That we still believe there is  justice and the rule of law. It's really kind of cute.

We knew how high the stakes were in November 2004. We knew how important it was to win that. We didn't. We lost. Game over.

No matter how right we may be, or how wrong they may be, they are the winners, and we are the losers.

BREAKING: Jesus Apologizes to Beatles

Mon May 02, 2005 at 02:03:54 PM PDT

Jesus Christ has been catching a lot of heat lately over his recent comment claiming that he has become more popular than the Beatles.

Jesus, whose record sales have suffered following his unfortunate remark was quoted as saying:
"I wasn't trying to compare myself to the Beatles or anything like that. I was just saying that what with "The Passion of the Christ", Terri Schaivo, Tom Delay's bullshit and The Pope dying and all, that the hype has just gotten so blown out of control that, like- It's like the whole Beatles phenomenon man, where people are screaming and no ones even listening to the music anymore, dig? I mean, there are people thinking that pee stains in underpasses are graven images of my mother, for my sake!. If I offended anyone, then I sincerely apologize. The Beatles are the greatest band that ever existed and I would never try and compare my musical style with theirs. We're on completely different trips man."

If Bush ate a baby....by Ann Coulter

Fri Feb 25, 2005 at 03:04:57 PM PDT

After reading Ann Coulter's latest "article", which makes a downright acrobatic attempt to somehow blame Gannon/Guckert on the Democrats,
I once again was forced to wonder what kind of "article" she might write if it was discovered, irrefutibly, that George Bush had finally gone and done something so horrible, that it could no longer be denied. Like if he ate a baby.

Would Ann finally have to admit that the mighty teat she's been suckling the sustenance from for oh so long, had finally gone and dried up? Would she realize that all this time she's been shilling her integrity away for a madman? Or would she simply belly up to the keyboard and pen something like this:  

Article below the fold

They Love Bush...Pre-Election Rant

Tue Feb 15, 2005 at 07:19:59 AM PDT

I just thought I'd share this with y'all. I'm not expecting a recommendation, I just would like to bask in the glow of my own prophetic wisdom for a moment regarding a little piece I wrote back in October 2004. This is not a serious piece, so please don't mistake it for one.

                They Love Bush 10/08/04

My mother-in-law, a hopeless republican from suburbia if ever you saw one, recently sent my wife one of those annoying emails you often get from relatives.

You know, the kind. They mainly consist of apocryphal anectdotes to warn us about bands of roaming theives who want to steal our kidneys, or they contain some "cute" list of reasons explaining "why beer is better than a wife" or some shit like that.

These are the people who are voting for Bush. People who send emails like these to their friends and family as a means to "keep in touch" during these modern times.

The images they share with us, tend to revolve around religion, 9/11, the troops, and first responders. You
know the type.


 

Speed Debate: OHIO Edition, Tinfoilers & Trolls Welcome.

Mon Dec 20, 2004 at 09:14:58 AM PDT

It's Monday Morning and about one degree outside here in Chicago. Thought this might be a good a time as any for a little experiment I've wanted to try since before the election when I  regularly frequented republican blogs in an attempt to convince wingnuts of the error of their ways.

Yes, yes, I now know that it would be easier to sell Stevie Wonder* a Hustler subscription than to get a republican to consider an alternate viewpoint, but hey, I gave it a shot.

The thing is, I used to think that this stubborn behavior pattern, this tendency to cling to a viewpoint like it was wrapped around a main artery, was a trait indiginous to the dittoheads and Hannitites.

That was before the election.

Dkos Sunday Challenge or, Speed Debating Ohio

Sun Dec 19, 2004 at 11:22:49 PM PDT

It's late, Sunday night. Thought this might be a good a time as any for a little experiment I've wanted to try since before the election and I used to regularly frequent republican blogs to try and convince them the error of their ways.

Yes, yes, I now know that it would be easier to sell Stevie Wonder a Hustler subscription than to get a republican to consider an alternate viewpoint, but hey, I gave it a shot.

The thing is, I used to think that this stubborn behavior pattern, this tendency to cling to a viewpoint like it was wrapped around a main artery, was a trait indiginous to the dittoheads and Hannitites.

That was before the election.

ACTIVISM: :08 Minute Activist 3rd Installment

Sat Dec 18, 2004 at 12:13:37 PM PDT

One of the things I've noticed here on Kos is how effective people can be when they join in here together to accomplish some goal. Here on Kos you can be transformed from a solitary pissed off person into an important component of a finely tuned, well-oiled, society fighting machine.

The way life is structured these days, it's hard for people to find the time to do something about the numerous injustices that face us today. This got me to thinking, "If Jane Fonda can provide us with a good abdominal workout in eight minutes, why not use the same principle to try and change the world?"

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Today's Action Tally

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ACTIVISM: :08 Minute Activist 3rd Installment

Sat Dec 18, 2004 at 07:03:57 AM PDT

One of the things I've noticed here on Kos is how effective people can be when they join in here together to accomplish some goal. Here on Kos you can be transformed from a solitary pissed off person into an important component of a finely tuned, well-oiled, society fighting machine.

The way life is structured these days, it's hard for people to find the time to do something about the numerous injustices that face us today. This got me to thinking, "If Jane Fonda can provide us with a good abdominal workout in eight minutes, why not use the same principle to try and change the world?"

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Today's Action Tally

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