Cross-posted at Bugs and Cranks

Well, I was going to write a Royals preview, but a) no one cares, even me, and b) I was spending much of my morning canceling my bulk order of "Free Jose Guillen" t-shirts. Instead, I’ve decided to preview the American League, attempting to compare each team to a major political campaign (to have enough, I included Ron Paul and Mike Gravel’s , which were under no circumstances major campaigns). For the purposes of articulating my disdain, I also included the President.  Enjoy: