Posting History for Roger Burke
|Rand Paul this A.M. on Meet the Press: Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
Stand with Rand or Fall with Paul? Once again, Chuck Todd skirts the tough questions, like, "What's with the hair?" Objection your honor, "Asked and answered."
|And you thought “Sleepless in Seattle” was a cry for help….
Look, if I’m the only one responding with this observation, I’ll eat my Nikes; but isn’t it obvious the damn country’s gotta pick a new name; clearly most of the participants ...
|Elizabeth Warren Beatty Bening, I’m so confused….||Roger Burke||03/27/2015||4||2||-||-|
|Miracle on Slush - Rush to Humpday: The Great Dallas Blizzard of 2015
To all of our fellow thawing, weather-weary sufferers in the Rockies, Northeast, Upper Midwest and High Plains, Canada, Alaska, and, OK, for good measure let’s just throw in Greenland and all ...
|Looking forward to the Super Bowl||Roger Burke||01/23/2015||7||-||-||-|
|Joni, Joni, Joni.||Roger Burke||01/21/2015||7||1||-||-|
|Cartoon: Hebdonistically Speaking||Roger Burke||01/15/2015||4||1||-||-|
|French Islamic Terrorist Disclaimer
So I don’t suppose this kind of disclaimer would work? Although wouldn’t there be a certain ironic schadenfreude, if from now on, cartoonists around the world pretend to be acting in the ...
|On Islamic Terror: With Apologies to George Ade.||Roger Burke||01/07/2015||1||2||-||-|
|Annals of Rectal Hydration
Does anybody know if one can actually APPLY to the C.I.A. for rectal hydration? I am assuming you have to know somebody -- or more likely, look like you know some THING. In either case I just ...
|Explanation for Russian Sub in Swedish Waters
BREAKING NEWS -VIDEO JUST IN: Taking their cue from Alan Arkin and Carl Reiner (as Whittaker Walt), Russian submariners address Swedish concerns over vessel spotted in waters around Stockholm:
|As usual||Roger Burke||09/19/2014||1||1||-||-|
|Theaters Crack Down on Senior Citizen Abuse
So we go to see Richard Linklater’s terrific “Boyhood” at the movies last night. I show them my Medicare card, my AARP membership card, and then they make us walk past this sign. [OK I��
|Here’s a Koch-a-memey Idea||Roger Burke||05/17/2014||7||2||-||-|
|Difference Between Sarah & Michael Palin: Dissenting on the Waterboard/Baptism Hoopla
Friends … Romans … countrymen ... fellow liberals ... upholders of true Christian values, upholders of true American values, upholsterers of any values whatsoever, level-headed ...
|Alleged Humor -- I'll tell you what's depressing.
Coming back from the home improvement store, realizing there are now lightbulbs that will live longer than you. (reb)
|Attempted Humor: Britain’s Foreign Office of Mergers and Acquisitions has its eye on Ukraine.
And we can also give them Chernobyl back.
|Alleged Humor: How I cracked another rib snorkeling in Key West - Pt. 4 (of 4)
Hey starting here with Pt. 4 is cool. Really, we take what we can get. But Parts 1 and 2 were quite literally sidesplitting. So if you are inclined, you can begin with those and just keep going. ...
|Alleged Humor: How I Just Cracked Another Rib Snorkling in Key West -- Pt. 3 (of 4)
Hey starting here with Pt. 3 is cool, really, we take what we can get. But Parts 1 and 2 were quite literally , sidesplitting. So if you are inclined, you can begin with those and just keep going.
|Alleged Humor: How I cracked another rib snorkeling in Key West - Pt. 2 (of 4)
Hey starting here with Pt. 2 is cool, really, we take what we can get. But the literal sidesplitting really got started yesterday in Pt. 1. So if you are inclined, you can begin with those and ...
|Alleged Humor/Travel/Medicine: How, and Why, I Just Cracked Another Rib Snorkeling in Key West
Indulge me. Three weeks ago I returned wounded. Coincidentally the precise duration our Kos Operations Manual specifies for sharing this form of cleansing “auto-intervention.” Luckily, it ...
|Meeting of the Minds at Sochi Olympics
This week in sports history.
OK, they're my titles, but still.......
|I won't make that Mother's Day mistake again.
So what am I...some kind of a mind reader?
|Chemical weapons in his trunks? Ewwww.
Forgive me for being glib or insensitive on this, and I certainly have no easy answers for the administration on Syria. At a certain point, isn't drawing a red line on the use of chemical ...
|Mr. Cheney, Remington is also the name of an ARTIST.||Roger Burke||04/25/2013||6||2||-||-|
|Bush Library Dedication - From Dallas
Dateline, Dallas: WHEN A LIBRARY DEDICATION CEREMONY GETS EXCEPTIONALLY LONG, sometimes our minds wander.
|Da Bahstan Bahmahs: Gotta Stick to the Business Plan||Roger Burke||04/24/2013||10||5||1||-|
|26th Anniversary: Hawaiian Tsunami Fail
For some reason, I feel the need to share this remembrance with others, beyond those of us who survived the near-apocalyptic experience personally. It was exactly 26 ...
|NASCAR - SHMASHCAR||Roger Burke||02/27/2011||3||2||-||138|
|Going Dutch. Listing to TV starboardom
I’m really concerned about that 14 year-old Dutch girl Laura ...
|Howard Dean Plays "Hide the Salahi" - Not on My Watch
How the Salahi-Golightlies actually got into the White ...
|Salahi-Golightlies to Take the Fifth - Outraged Maison des Representants Demands Litre
SALAHING FORTH: On the Road to Subpoena (Part 2 of3) Salahi-Golightlies to Take the Fifth - Outraged Maison des Representants Demand Litre. What really went on at last week's ...
|Virginia Couple Crashes Rahm Emanuel Nephew's Bris
. . . . . and just in time for Chanukah. FACETIMEBOOK photo Michaele and Tareq Salahi crash the "power bris" of eight-day-old Baruch ...
|The "new black" is this year's flag burning.
Much ado is "all the rage." With apologies to Jen Lancaster (...
|An Insider's Look at Reid, Pelosi Tryst with Detroit Automakers on Capitol Hill.
EMANUEL FILLS USUAL ROLE AS CLOSER.
|Russkies unknowingly send actor Paul Giamatti into space.||Roger Burke||10/13/2008||18||9||-||7|
|Swift Boat THIS !
So McCain-Palin spokesperson Michael Goldfarb has accused the Obama campaign of encouraging a “Swift Boat–style" attack on McCain’s honor and patriotism. Forget that the spot ...
|Dems. Outraged as Palin Disses Older Women. (attempted yuks galore)
Old wife Old Too-old-for-her McGrabber VP2B During the other night's ABC News Gibson-Gabiditerod , VP nominee ...
|What I just learned from Nightline
Sarah Palin has at least two pair of glasses (all the better to see Russia with). Of course, if John McCain's like me, he probably needs at least 5 pair, because he can’t ...
|Charlie Gibson, bless your heart.
Just saw the first Charlie Gibson / Palin interview on ABC and, forgive me if I'm out of line here, just feel the need to address the candidate personally: Gov. Palin, I once had the ...
|SwiftSledding, FrozenWatergate and other Semi-Hillaryous Cheap Shots
Go figure. Who would have thought that, to Alaskan Republicans, “the last great race” meant white people ? I saw it right there on the Pepsi Center floor.
|The difference between a hockey PLAYER and a pit bull: TEETH.||Roger Burke||09/04/2008||10||1||-||12|
|National Lampoon's Polygamous Vacation ?
Polygamist ranch, polygamist ranch. I’m up to here with ...
|Swiftphone me once......well, I won't get swiftphoned again.||Roger Burke||04/01/2008||2||1||-||12|
|Sides Nearing Monday Settlement in Nutraloaf Prison Lawsuit;-)
To our valued inmates: Tired of that boring old nutraloaf? You ...
|Spitzing Towards Clamydia: The Day After The Day After
A Child’s Garden of Cheap Shots , because if you can’t enjoy yourself at the expense of a guy with $100-million who gets laid better in one hour than you will in your ...
|Romney Suspends Campaign to Enter Bitch in Westminster Kennel Club Contention||Roger Burke||02/11/2008||15||1||1||25|
|Disappointed your holiday travel trauma hasn't quite been down to par?
Given last week's dire predictions, has your holiday travel turned out so uneventful, that even Benizar Bhutto is suggesting you need to get out more? Long for the good old ...
|The Lulav, Etrog and Me: Nobody Said Our Jewish Camporee Would Be a Picnic
As the senior members of our Jewish Texas law firms like to greet each other on the holiday. “Chhhhhowdy pardner.” We don’t want to unduly alarm anyone, but while many of you weren’
|A Jewish New Year's Poetry Shlam + a Shot in the Temple
Photos: The poet tries on holiday prayer shawls. Left : In questionable taste. Right: Absolutely no doubt whatsoever.
|Where's Abe Ribicoff when you need him?
OK, the Taser thing. The kid had a mic. Both he and the law thought they were on Springer. Case closed! Actually as things develop there may be more to it. ...
|ROSH TO JUDGMENT: BEN STEIN EXPLAINS THE BUSH ROSH HASHANAH FAUX PAS
As we Jews in Texas like to say, Chhhhhhhowdy! And a Happy New Year (Yontif Bueno) from high atop Brad Garrett (Gerstenfeld) - arguably the world's tallest individual of the Hebraic persuasion. ...
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