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Posting History for Roger Burke

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Rand Paul this A.M. on Meet the Press: Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
Stand with Rand or Fall with Paul? Once again, Chuck Todd skirts the tough questions, like, "What's with the hair?" Objection your honor, "Asked and answered."
Roger Burke 04/12/2015 19 2 - -
And you thought “Sleepless in Seattle” was a cry for help….
Look, if I’m the only one responding with this observation, I’ll eat my Nikes; but isn’t it obvious the damn country’s gotta pick a new name; clearly most of the participants ...
Roger Burke 04/03/2015 12 1 - -
Elizabeth Warren Beatty Bening, I’m so confused….
Roger Burke 03/27/2015 4 2 - -
Miracle on Slush - Rush to Humpday: The Great Dallas Blizzard of 2015
To all of our fellow thawing, weather-weary sufferers in the Rockies, Northeast, Upper Midwest and High Plains, Canada, Alaska, and, OK, for good measure let’s just throw in Greenland and all ...
Roger Burke 03/12/2015 5 2 - -
Looking forward to the Super Bowl
Roger Burke 01/23/2015 7 - - -
Joni, Joni, Joni.
Roger Burke 01/21/2015 7 1 - -
Cartoon: Hebdonistically Speaking
Roger Burke 01/15/2015 4 1 - -
French Islamic Terrorist Disclaimer
So I don’t suppose this kind of disclaimer would work? Although wouldn’t there be a certain ironic schadenfreude, if from now on, cartoonists around the world pretend to be acting in the ...
Roger Burke 01/07/2015 9 5 1 -
On Islamic Terror: With Apologies to George Ade.
Roger Burke 01/07/2015 1 2 - -
Annals of Rectal Hydration
Does anybody know if one can actually APPLY to the C.I.A. for rectal hydration? I am assuming you have to know somebody --“ or more likely, look like you know some THING. In either case I just ...
Roger Burke 12/11/2014 13 1 - -
Explanation for Russian Sub in Swedish Waters
BREAKING NEWS -VIDEO JUST IN: Taking their cue from Alan Arkin and Carl Reiner (as Whittaker Walt), Russian submariners address Swedish concerns over vessel spotted in waters around Stockholm:
Roger Burke 10/22/2014 8 4 - -
As usual
Roger Burke 09/19/2014 1 1 - -
Theaters Crack Down on Senior Citizen Abuse
So we go to see Richard Linklater’s terrific “Boyhood” at the movies last night. I show them my Medicare card, my AARP membership card, and then they make us walk past this sign. [OK I��
Roger Burke 09/17/2014 4 2 - -
Here’s a Koch-a-memey Idea
Roger Burke 05/17/2014 7 2 - -
Difference Between Sarah & Michael Palin: Dissenting on the Waterboard/Baptism Hoopla
Friends … Romans … countrymen ... fellow liberals ... upholders of true Christian values, upholders of true American values, upholsterers of any values whatsoever, level-headed ...
Roger Burke 05/15/2014 1 - - -
Alleged Humor -- I'll tell you what's depressing.
Coming back from the home improvement store, realizing there are now lightbulbs that will live longer than you. (reb)
Roger Burke 03/09/2014 4 5 - -
Attempted Humor: Britain’s Foreign Office of Mergers and Acquisitions has its eye on Ukraine.
And we can also give them Chernobyl back.
Roger Burke 03/05/2014 1 - - -
Alleged Humor: How I cracked another rib snorkeling in Key West - Pt. 4 (of 4)
Hey starting here with Pt. 4 is cool. Really, we take what we can get. But Parts 1 and 2 were quite literally sidesplitting. So if you are inclined, you can begin with those and just keep going. ...
Roger Burke 03/03/2014 7 4 - -
Alleged Humor: How I Just Cracked Another Rib Snorkling in Key West -- Pt. 3 (of 4)
Hey starting here with Pt. 3 is cool, really, we take what we can get. But Parts 1 and 2 were quite literally , sidesplitting. So if you are inclined, you can begin with those and just keep going.
Roger Burke 03/02/2014 1 4 - -
Alleged Humor: How I cracked another rib snorkeling in Key West - Pt. 2 (of 4)
Hey starting here with Pt. 2 is cool, really, we take what we can get. But the literal sidesplitting really got started yesterday in Pt. 1. So if you are inclined, you can begin with those and ...
Roger Burke 03/01/2014 13 12 - -
Alleged Humor/Travel/Medicine: How, and Why, I Just Cracked Another Rib Snorkeling in Key West
Indulge me. Three weeks ago I returned wounded. Coincidentally the precise duration our Kos Operations Manual specifies for sharing this form of cleansing “auto-intervention.” Luckily, it ...
Roger Burke 02/28/2014 10 6 - -
Meeting of the Minds at Sochi Olympics
This week in sports history.
Roger Burke 02/08/2014 1 - - -
Sochisy
OK, they're my titles, but still.......
Roger Burke 02/07/2014 9 1 - -
I won't make that Mother's Day mistake again.
So what am I...some kind of a mind reader?
Roger Burke 05/12/2013 11 1 - -
Chemical weapons in his trunks? Ewwww.
Forgive me for being glib or insensitive on this, and I certainly have no easy answers for the administration on Syria. At a certain point, isn't drawing a red line on the use of chemical ...
Roger Burke 04/28/2013 1 1 - -
Mr. Cheney, Remington is also the name of an ARTIST.
Roger Burke 04/25/2013 6 2 - -
Bush Library Dedication - From Dallas
Dateline, Dallas: WHEN A LIBRARY DEDICATION CEREMONY GETS EXCEPTIONALLY LONG, sometimes our minds wander.
Roger Burke 04/25/2013 1 - - -
Da Bahstan Bahmahs: Gotta Stick to the Business Plan
Roger Burke 04/24/2013 10 5 1 -
26th Anniversary: Hawaiian Tsunami Fail
For some reason, I feel the need to share this remembrance with others, beyond those of us who survived the near-apocalyptic experience personally. It was exactly 26 ...
Roger Burke 05/08/2012 1 2 - 34
NASCAR - SHMASHCAR
Roger Burke 02/27/2011 3 2 - 138
Going Dutch.  Listing to TV starboardom
I’m really concerned about that 14 year-old Dutch girl Laura ...
Roger Burke 08/23/2010 4 - - 70
Howard Dean Plays "Hide the Salahi" - Not on My Watch
How the Salahi-Golightlies actually got into the White ...
Roger Burke 12/21/2009 32 7 - 173
Salahi-Golightlies to Take the Fifth - Outraged Maison des Representants Demands Litre
SALAHING FORTH: On the Road to Subpoena (Part 2 of3) Salahi-Golightlies to Take the Fifth - Outraged Maison des Representants Demand Litre. What really went on at last week's ...
Roger Burke 12/19/2009 10 4 - 91
Virginia Couple Crashes Rahm Emanuel Nephew's Bris
. . . . . and just in time for Chanukah. FACETIMEBOOK photo Michaele and Tareq Salahi crash the "power bris" of eight-day-old Baruch ...
Roger Burke 12/12/2009 25 13 2 216
The "new black" is this year's flag burning.
Much ado is "all the rage." With apologies to Jen Lancaster (...
Roger Burke 09/07/2009 5 2 - 38
An Insider's Look at Reid, Pelosi Tryst with Detroit Automakers on Capitol Hill.
EMANUEL FILLS USUAL ROLE AS CLOSER.
Roger Burke 11/09/2008 10 6 - 10
Russkies unknowingly send actor Paul Giamatti into space.  
Roger Burke 10/13/2008 18 9 - 7
Swift Boat THIS !
So McCain-Palin spokesperson Michael Goldfarb has accused the Obama campaign of encouraging a “Swift Boat–style" attack on McCain’s honor and patriotism. Forget that the spot ...
Roger Burke 09/15/2008 25 6 - 6
Dems. Outraged as Palin Disses Older Women.     (attempted yuks galore)
Old wife Old Too-old-for-her McGrabber VP2B During the other night's ABC News Gibson-Gabiditerod , VP nominee ...
Roger Burke 09/14/2008 6 4 - 19
What I just learned from Nightline
Sarah Palin has at least two pair of glasses (all the better to see Russia with). Of course, if John McCain's like me, he probably needs at least 5 pair, because he can’t ...
Roger Burke 09/11/2008 65 8 - 8
Charlie Gibson, bless your heart.
Just saw the first Charlie Gibson / Palin interview on ABC and, forgive me if I'm out of line here, just feel the need to address the candidate personally: Gov. Palin, I once had the ...
Roger Burke 09/11/2008 29 22 - 14
SwiftSledding, FrozenWatergate and other Semi-Hillaryous Cheap Shots
Go figure. Who would have thought that, to Alaskan Republicans, “the last great race” meant white people ? I saw it right there on the Pepsi Center floor.
Roger Burke 09/10/2008 3 3 - 72
The difference between a hockey PLAYER and a pit bull: TEETH.
Roger Burke 09/04/2008 10 1 - 12
National Lampoon's Polygamous Vacation ?
Polygamist ranch, polygamist ranch. I’m up to here with ...
Roger Burke 06/07/2008 4 1 - 15
Swiftphone me once......well, I won't get swiftphoned again.
Roger Burke 04/01/2008 2 1 - 12
Sides Nearing Monday Settlement in Nutraloaf Prison Lawsuit;-)
To our valued inmates: Tired of that boring old nutraloaf? You ...
Roger Burke 03/31/2008 9 3 - 49
Spitzing Towards Clamydia: The Day After The Day After
A Child’s Garden of Cheap Shots , because if you can’t enjoy yourself at the expense of a guy with $100-million who gets laid better in one hour than you will in your ...
Roger Burke 03/14/2008 17 1 - 8
Romney Suspends Campaign to Enter Bitch in Westminster Kennel Club Contention
Roger Burke 02/11/2008 15 1 1 25
Disappointed your holiday travel trauma hasn't quite been down to par?
Given last week's dire predictions, has your holiday travel turned out so uneventful, that even Benizar Bhutto is suggesting you need to get out more? Long for the good old ...
Roger Burke 11/26/2007 3 1 - 79
The Lulav, Etrog and Me: Nobody Said Our Jewish Camporee Would Be a Picnic
As the senior members of our Jewish Texas law firms like to greet each other on the holiday. “Chhhhhowdy pardner.” We don’t want to unduly alarm anyone, but while many of you weren’
Roger Burke 09/25/2007 6 6 2 41
A Jewish New Year's Poetry Shlam + a Shot in the Temple
Photos: The poet tries on holiday prayer shawls. Left : In questionable taste. Right: Absolutely no doubt whatsoever.
Roger Burke 09/20/2007 5 1 - 12
Where's Abe Ribicoff when you need him?
OK, the Taser thing. The kid had a mic. Both he and the law thought they were on Springer. Case closed! Actually as things develop there may be more to it. ...
Roger Burke 09/18/2007 4 1 - 2
ROSH TO JUDGMENT:  BEN STEIN EXPLAINS THE BUSH  ROSH HASHANAH FAUX PAS
As we Jews in Texas like to say, Chhhhhhhowdy! And a Happy New Year (Yontif Bueno) from high atop Brad Garrett (Gerstenfeld) - arguably the world's tallest individual of the Hebraic persuasion. ...
Roger Burke 09/10/2007 32 11 1 59
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