Posting History for freshrant
(freshrant.com) The title is not misspelled. It’s the name I propose for every GM and Chrysler vehicle made in this country since President Obama took office. Republican wordsmiths thought they ...
|Romney Asks Supporters To "Donate Ideas" On How To Look Good During Disaster
(Dayton, Ohio; Milwaukee, Wisconsin; Des Moines, Iowa) In rare joint press conferences held on a whirlwind tri-swing state tour, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan expressed frustration at being "plumb out ...
|Crowd Killers - A New Name For Extreme Guns
(freshrant.com) Powerful NRA lobbyists have almost single-handedly controlled the national dialogue on guns, especially when it comes to legislators. In this context, we should note that the very ...
|When Deficits Didn't Matter: A Look Back At The Bush-Cheney Years
(freshrant.com) Raise your hands if you remember when Dick Cheney, in response to an interviewer's question about ballooning Bush spending, glibly replied, "Deficits don't matter." Outside of a ...
|Downgrading To A Low Information Congress
(freshrant.com) Hear ye! Hear ye! Thee Party we knoweth as Tea! Standard and Poor's could not have been clearer in recognizing you for your role in the first ever AAA rating downgrade of the full ...
|Schwarzenegger Travels Back In Time To Terminate Pregnant Housekeeper
(freshrant.com) In a series of cascading revelations, an emotionless Arnold Schwarzenegger described in graphic detail his foiled attempts to go back in time to kill his pregnant housekeeper “in ...
|Obama Now In The Hunt For Trump
With Osama bin Laden eliminated, Donald Trump fled the Sunday night taping of the “Celebrity Apprentice” as word leaked out that President Obama was out "to make Trump my bitch." While not part ...
|Royal Wedding Blamed For Silly Hat Shortage
(freshrant.com) British women, desperate to replicate the fashions of posh female guests at William and Catherine's wedding, are being blamed for “an unprecedented crisis in supplies of ludicrous-...
|A Royal Wedding's Failure of Imagination
With less fairy tale and more cautionary tale of "The New Normal" in mind, Brits, along with the rest of the world, have failed to imagine the relative ease terrorists would have in sabotaging ...
|Trump Releases Long Form Dick Certificate
freshrant.com — Billionaire real estate tycoon and Busey-Meatloaf Brat Pack member, Donald Trump arrived in the all-important primary state of New Hampshire to take credit for forcing one of "the ...
|Japan’s Next Great Earthquake: How Soon The Sequel?
(freshrant.com) Is there historical precedent for very large earthquakes to strike in the same region within relatively short intervals? ************** When there is a major earthquake measuring ...
|Why FOX Dumped Its Crazy Mormon
(freshrant.com) Fair or not, Mitt Romney's religious beliefs remain teetering on the edge of Christian legitimacy for the GOP's large evangelical base. It is unfortunate for Romney that America's ...
|Fukushima Nuclear Disaster "A Horrifically Dangerous Event"
(freshrant.com) “We’ll be together with you to the very end,” the Japanese Prime Minister said during his first visit to the earthquake/tsunami/nuclear disaster area. One can only wonder ...
|The Wrath of Kan & Tokyo Electric Power's Litany of Lies
(freshrant.com) Naoto Kan, Prime Minister of Japan, is also known by the press as 'Ira-Kan' or 'Fretful-Kan', just two of the nicknames they have used when referring to his well-known short temper. ...
|A MOX On All Your Houses: On Blowing Smoke, A Breach and Admission Creep at Fukushima's Reactor #3
(freshrant.com) The following article has been excerpted from three previous articles first published by freshrant.com that warned of the lack of transparency of the Japanese government, the ...
|Drugs Found At NASA Test Positive As Charlie Sheen
(freshrant.com) NASA's investigation has deepened after ...
|Satire Slides Into News as freshrant.com Saudi King To Buy Facebook Story Makes Tehran Times #1 Read
(freshrant.com) What happens when not just blogs, but news organizations lift satirical send ups out of context and report them as news? The spoof,
|Saudi King Suddenly Tries To Buy Facebook
(freshrant.com) The normally very private founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerburg, has confirmed earlier press reports that Saudi King Abdullah Bin Abdul-Aziz is attempting to become the sole owner of ...
|House Reconvenes To Read Eat, Pray, Love
(freshrant.com) Speaker of the House, John Boehner, surprised colleagues on both sides of the aisle with an announcement that House members would open the session by reading excerpts from Elizabeth ...
|Luntz Helps GOP Beautify Tucson Shooting
(freshrant.com) Noted consultant and word maven, Frank Luntz, told GOP House members at their annual weekend retreat in Baltimore they need to "re-frame the Giffords shooting as a 'metallic cranial ...
|Networks Nix Pant Snakes For Flying Snakes
(freshrant.com) In a hastily called meeting, top network executives decided to "stick with snake stories" to promote fear and loathing among the American public. A top Fox News executive said the ...
|Bush Hospitalized For Excess Bulls*it
(freshrant.com) Former President George W. Bush was said to be resting comfortably after a surprising interruption of the tour promoting his newly published book, Decision Points . Bush was ...
|Change You Can Make-Believe In
(freshrant.com) With a recent CNN poll showing George W. Bush running neck and neck with ...
|Texas Board of Ed Expels Pro-Islamic Math Books
HOUSTON — Fresh from a victory to add fluoridated toothpaste to its list of contraband classroom items, the Texas Board of ...
|Why Rove Peed On Delaware's Hottest Tea
freshrant.com Why did Karl Rove piss all over Christine O'Donnell's tea party but is now lying, "I endorsed her the other night"? Rove feels no need to hide when he's being "unfactual"; all ...
|The Asymmetrical War on Democracy
Asymmetrical use of power is facile, mobile, uncensored and relatively spontaneous from its inception to completion of mission. Democracy is cumbersome, labor-intensive, deliberative and slow. ...
|Palin Plays With Ire
Yo! Mama Ursus Horribilis! What’s up with that tepid tweet rebuttal to the Michael Joseph Gross Vanity Fair cover story so overlooked by your “enemies” in the “...
|Obama Finally "Rebirthed" As American Christian
The 44th President of the United States finally takes time out of his busy schedule to become a citizen of the United States and to be baptized as a Christian. (Camp David) In response to ...
|Glenn Beck's Miracle on the Mall
(Lincoln Memorial) Under heavy security, television and radio talk show personality, Glenn Beck, walks through a large crowd to take the stage in front of the imposing Lincoln Memorial. Instead ...
|Simpson's Teat Tweet Round the World
Blacks and Muslims breathe a collective sigh of relief as former Senator Alan Simpson (R-WY) distracts Americans into a national conversation on boobage. (Washington DC) Like the bright ...
|Ben Quayle Owns DC Strategery
(Paradise Valley, AZ) It speaks volumes that young Ben Quayle's run for the 3rd congressional district of Arizona was announced by daddy, James Danforth Quayle, on a GOP infomercial, aka Fox News. ...
|Birthers+Terror Babies+Illegals=Imam Hussein Obama
(Nacogdoches) While President Obama vacations with his family in Martha’s Vineyard, an elaborate plot has been uncovered by alert gun & religion-clinging Texans that would turn America into a ...
|Muslim Refuse to Leave Ground Zero
(New York) After learning that Muslims were among the victims of the 9/11 Twin Tower attacks, an outraged Newt Gingrich demanded that Ground Zero be moved to “a more sacred site”. &...
|Senator Inhofe’s Infernal Igloo Inferno
(Washington DC) Capital police reported having received a frantic 911 call from Senator James Mountain Inhofe (R-OK) complaining of the theft of an igloo his family had made last winter after a ...
|Outing Dr. Laura's Inner Cracker
Interspersed between the actual transcript of a radio conversation Laura Schlessinger had with a black woman named, Jade, freshrant is pleased to be the first to present excerpts from the ...
|New Jersey Obstructing Ground Zero
(Manhattan) Crowds gathered in Battery Park early today to complain that New Jersey had no business being so close to Ground Zero. “We don’t question New Jersey’s right to exist. ...
|The League of Extra Ordinary Genital Men - Nohomo
(Washington) In a hastily called meeting, The League of Extra Ordinary Genital Men worked deep into the night crafting a bill to present to congress to do battle with a court ruling that overturned ...
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