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ObamaCar
(freshrant.com) The title is not misspelled. It’s the name I propose for every GM and Chrysler vehicle made in this country since President Obama took office. Republican wordsmiths thought they ...
freshrant 11/05/2012 2 5 - -
Romney Asks Supporters To "Donate Ideas" On How To Look Good During Disaster
(Dayton, Ohio; Milwaukee, Wisconsin; Des Moines, Iowa) In rare joint press conferences held on a whirlwind tri-swing state tour, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan expressed frustration at being "plumb out ...
freshrant 11/01/2012 19 12 - -
Crowd Killers - A New Name For Extreme Guns
(freshrant.com) Powerful NRA lobbyists have almost single-handedly controlled the national dialogue on guns, especially when it comes to legislators. In this context, we should note that the very ...
freshrant 07/24/2012 23 10 - 80
When Deficits Didn't Matter: A Look Back At The Bush-Cheney Years
(freshrant.com) Raise your hands if you remember when Dick Cheney, in response to an interviewer's question about ballooning Bush spending, glibly replied, "Deficits don't matter." Outside of a ...
freshrant 08/15/2011 3 - - 33
Downgrading To A Low Information Congress
(freshrant.com) Hear ye! Hear ye! Thee Party we knoweth as Tea! Standard and Poor's could not have been clearer in recognizing you for your role in the first ever AAA rating downgrade of the full ...
freshrant 08/08/2011 2 1 1 28
Schwarzenegger Travels Back In Time To Terminate Pregnant Housekeeper
(freshrant.com) In a series of cascading revelations, an emotionless Arnold Schwarzenegger described in graphic detail his foiled attempts to go back in time to kill his pregnant housekeeper “in ...
freshrant 05/18/2011 76 3 - 351
Obama Now In The Hunt For Trump
With Osama bin Laden eliminated, Donald Trump fled the Sunday night taping of the “Celebrity Apprentice” as word leaked out that President Obama was out "to make Trump my bitch." While not part ...
freshrant 05/02/2011 13 1 1 166
Royal Wedding Blamed For Silly Hat Shortage
(freshrant.com) British women, desperate to replicate the fashions of posh female guests at William and Catherine's wedding, are being blamed for “an unprecedented crisis in supplies of ludicrous-...
freshrant 04/30/2011 21 16 - 147
A Royal Wedding's Failure of Imagination
With less fairy tale and more cautionary tale of "The New Normal" in mind, Brits, along with the rest of the world, have failed to imagine the relative ease terrorists would have in sabotaging ...
freshrant 04/28/2011 25 1 - 111
Trump Releases Long Form Dick Certificate
freshrant.com — Billionaire real estate tycoon and Busey-Meatloaf Brat Pack member, Donald Trump arrived in the all-important primary state of New Hampshire to take credit for forcing one of "the ...
freshrant 04/27/2011 17 9 - 118
Japan’s Next Great Earthquake: How Soon The Sequel?
(freshrant.com) Is there historical precedent for very large earthquakes to strike in the same region within relatively short intervals? ************** When there is a major earthquake measuring ...
freshrant 04/25/2011 9 5 - 70
Why FOX Dumped Its Crazy Mormon
(freshrant.com) Fair or not, Mitt Romney's religious beliefs remain teetering on the edge of Christian legitimacy for the GOP's large evangelical base. It is unfortunate for Romney that America's ...
freshrant 04/10/2011 2 - - 34
Fukushima Nuclear Disaster "A Horrifically Dangerous Event"
(freshrant.com) “We’ll be together with you to the very end,” the Japanese Prime Minister said during his first visit to the earthquake/tsunami/nuclear disaster area. One can only wonder ...
freshrant 04/04/2011 14 8 - 186
The Wrath of Kan & Tokyo Electric Power's Litany of Lies
(freshrant.com) Naoto Kan, Prime Minister of Japan, is also known by the press as 'Ira-Kan' or 'Fretful-Kan', just two of the nicknames they have used when referring to his well-known short temper. ...
freshrant 04/01/2011 3 - - 23
A MOX On All Your Houses: On Blowing Smoke, A Breach and Admission Creep at Fukushima's Reactor #3
(freshrant.com) The following article has been excerpted from three previous articles first published by freshrant.com that warned of the lack of transparency of the Japanese government, the ...
freshrant 03/25/2011 24 15 - 118
Drugs Found At NASA Test Positive As Charlie Sheen
(freshrant.com) NASA's investigation has deepened after ...
freshrant 03/19/2011 2 - - 32
Satire Slides Into News as freshrant.com Saudi King To Buy Facebook Story Makes Tehran Times #1 Read
(freshrant.com) What happens when not just blogs, but news organizations lift satirical send ups out of context and report them as news? The spoof,
freshrant 02/28/2011 2 3 - 44
Saudi King Suddenly Tries To Buy Facebook
(freshrant.com) The normally very private founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerburg, has confirmed earlier press reports that Saudi King Abdullah Bin Abdul-Aziz is attempting to become the sole owner of ...
freshrant 01/29/2011 17 7 - 181
House Reconvenes To Read Eat, Pray, Love
(freshrant.com) Speaker of the House, John Boehner, surprised colleagues on both sides of the aisle with an announcement that House members would open the session by reading excerpts from Elizabeth ...
freshrant 01/18/2011 4 3 - 55
Luntz Helps GOP Beautify Tucson Shooting
(freshrant.com) Noted consultant and word maven, Frank Luntz, told GOP House members at their annual weekend retreat in Baltimore they need to "re-frame the Giffords shooting as a 'metallic cranial ...
freshrant 01/17/2011 10 2 - 68
Networks Nix Pant Snakes For Flying Snakes
(freshrant.com) In a hastily called meeting, top network executives decided to "stick with snake stories" to promote fear and loathing among the American public. A top Fox News executive said the ...
freshrant 11/26/2010 11 5 - 47
Bush Hospitalized For Excess Bulls*it
(freshrant.com) Former President George W. Bush was said to be resting comfortably after a surprising interruption of the tour promoting his newly published book, Decision Points . Bush was ...
freshrant 11/15/2010 16 7 - 64
Change You Can Make-Believe In
(freshrant.com) With a recent CNN poll showing George W. Bush running neck and neck with ...
freshrant 10/11/2010 11 - - 39
Texas Board of Ed Expels Pro-Islamic Math Books
HOUSTON — Fresh from a victory to add fluoridated toothpaste to its list of contraband classroom items, the Texas Board of ...
freshrant 09/25/2010 31 13 - 65
Why Rove Peed On Delaware's Hottest Tea
freshrant.com Why did Karl Rove piss all over Christine O'Donnell's tea party but is now lying, "I endorsed her the other night"? Rove feels no need to hide when he's being "unfactual"; all ...
freshrant 09/17/2010 33 19 - 134
The Asymmetrical War on Democracy
Asymmetrical use of power is facile, mobile, uncensored and relatively spontaneous from its inception to completion of mission. Democracy is cumbersome, labor-intensive, deliberative and slow. ...
freshrant 09/12/2010 17 13 1 180
Palin Plays With Ire
Yo! Mama Ursus Horribilis! What’s up with that tepid tweet rebuttal to the Michael Joseph Gross Vanity Fair cover story so overlooked by your “enemies” in the “...
freshrant 09/07/2010 4 2 - 32
Obama Finally "Rebirthed" As American Christian
The 44th President of the United States finally takes time out of his busy schedule to become a citizen of the United States and to be baptized as a Christian. (Camp David) In response to ...
freshrant 09/05/2010 13 3 - 71
Glenn Beck's Miracle on the Mall
(Lincoln Memorial) Under heavy security, television and radio talk show personality, Glenn Beck, walks through a large crowd to take the stage in front of the imposing Lincoln Memorial. Instead ...
freshrant 08/28/2010 12 3 - 66
Simpson's Teat Tweet Round the World
Blacks and Muslims breathe a collective sigh of relief as former Senator Alan Simpson (R-WY) distracts Americans into a national conversation on boobage. (Washington DC) Like the bright ...
freshrant 08/26/2010 6 - - 63
Ben Quayle Owns DC Strategery
(Paradise Valley, AZ) It speaks volumes that young Ben Quayle's run for the 3rd congressional district of Arizona was announced by daddy, James Danforth Quayle, on a GOP infomercial, aka Fox News. ...
freshrant 08/22/2010 38 21 - 269
Birthers+Terror Babies+Illegals=Imam Hussein Obama
(Nacogdoches) While President Obama vacations with his family in Martha’s Vineyard, an elaborate plot has been uncovered by alert gun & religion-clinging Texans that would turn America into a ...
freshrant 08/21/2010 12 6 - 92
Muslim Refuse to Leave Ground Zero
(New York) After learning that Muslims were among the victims of the 9/11 Twin Tower attacks, an outraged Newt Gingrich demanded that Ground Zero be moved to “a more sacred site”. &...
freshrant 08/17/2010 8 1 - 44
Senator Inhofe’s Infernal Igloo Inferno
(Washington DC) Capital police reported having received a frantic 911 call from Senator James Mountain Inhofe (R-OK) complaining of the theft of an igloo his family had made last winter after a ...
freshrant 08/15/2010 9 4 - 36
Outing Dr. Laura's Inner Cracker
Interspersed between the actual transcript of a radio conversation Laura Schlessinger had with a black woman named, Jade, freshrant is pleased to be the first to present excerpts from the ...
freshrant 08/14/2010 12 3 - 62
New Jersey Obstructing Ground Zero
(Manhattan) Crowds gathered in Battery Park early today to complain that New Jersey had no business being so close to Ground Zero. “We don’t question New Jersey’s right to exist. ...
freshrant 08/09/2010 5 6 - 43
The League of Extra Ordinary Genital Men - Nohomo
(Washington) In a hastily called meeting, The League of Extra Ordinary Genital Men worked deep into the night crafting a bill to present to congress to do battle with a court ruling that overturned ...
freshrant 08/06/2010 12 10 - 217
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