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from the Antiwar.com site
"I declare martial law!" "You can't!" "I can!" "Cannot!" "Can!"
Allawi ready to flex, but Uncle Sam says, "check yourself before you wreck yourself!"
The soon-to-be-Baghdaddy discovers that being the Big Dog, and being the Pimp of the Nation is not one and the same thing.
Seems that The New Boss is constitutionally-while-it-lasts barred from declaring martial law. Those of you who have bought a house know what I say: read the damn contract before you sign it.
Now, I'm not saying that he should be able to earn himself a spot on Fox's Toughman, but this little exercise in clarification doth not polish the image of autonomy for the New Boss, doth it?
For that matter, what is Allawi CinC of, anyway? And, with apologies to Colin Powell and his Pottery Barn rules, what happens if the pot shards say, "get the fuck out?"
No matter, as it may be possible for the New Boss to say "no, it's not a cookie. It's just baked flour, chocolate chips and some butter and milk!"
But in the meantime, Allawi's still eyeballin' those platform shoes in the CPA bazaar window: "No, I didn't specifically say martial law meaning martial law..."
Addenda:
POGO has met the enemy, and it is Ashcroft!
POGO sues to retro-retroactively declassify the heretofore declassified but now classified shit concerning the FBI Translation Unit being for rent. You need to be jacked in to www.discourse.net if you ain't already. Froomkin is the go to guy for the legal shit.
Oh, and Washingtonniene may be fine (hint, search engine for Jessica Cutler, then Wonkette), but Sibel Edmonds is supafly! Call Her Justice Edmonds.
Anonymous hits the Yahoo front page
Have you noticed that if it wasn't for folks like Sy Hersh, I wouldn't even bother reading the paper? AFP picks up on Imperial Hubris.
Meanwhile, at a blog I can't remember, Anon is being dissed for a Pat Buchanan on Crystal Meth conclusion that War against Islam is The Only Real Option Left.
Seems that our desk jockey truly believes that Diplomacy with Islam is Permanently Shot to Shit.
Somebody issue a Presidential Directlve to Kidnap Anon's Ass to a Secret Detention Center run by the AFSC. Or, to Dharmasala. Or to EPCOT Center, or somewhere.
Marisacat rules.
It's in the New Iraqi Constitution. That, and because she's given me a steady stream of well deserved 4s, means I don't have to give you losers a tip jar.