to give a speech to third graders on how he's fighting terrorism. After the speech is over, the third graders are given a chance to ask him questions.

Little Billy stands up and says to George Bush, "Mr. President, I have three questions. First, how did you become the president when Al Gore got more votes than you did? Second, why did you attack on Iraq without the UN's approval? Third, why hasn't your 'war on terrorism' found Osama Bin Laden yet?"

Just then, the lunch-time school bell rings. Mr. Bush assures the kids that they will continue the QA session after the lunch break.

After the lunch break, everyone comes back to the QA room, and kids start asking questions again.

Little Jimmy raises his hand, and with Mr. Bush's approval asks, "Mr. President, I have five questions for you. First, how did you become the president when Al Gore got more votes than you did? Second, why did you attack on Iraq without the UN's approval? Third, why hasn't your 'war on terrorism' found Osama Bin Laden yet? Fourth, why did the lunch-time bell ring fifteen minutes early today? Fifth, where's my best friend Billy?"

I am not sure if this qualifies as a diary or not. I would like to think it does because it does have kind of a social commentary feel. However, some may find it pointless.

Update: This diary was titled "My Pointless Ramblings". I thought a different title would be better. So, I changed it to the new one.

I wanted to sell my Canon ZR-200 MiniDv camcorder, and so I listed it on craigslist.com. What ensued then was several contacts through email with Nigerian scammers.

Details after the fold. It may be a little too long, so I apologize in advance.

A minute ago, I was watching Tucker and he said "Bin Laden is the hero to Islamic world".

This is not really a diary. I just saw the clip on youtube and thought the Kossacks would love it. The best thing I've ever seen coming out of madTV.

I keep hearing and reading in the news: "American Students Falling Behind In Physical Sciences". Tired of reading and hearing this over and over again, I had to do something. So I went about to determine the truth, and what follows below is what I discovered.

I am a big fan of "Brazil"- Terry Gilliam's masterpiece. I was browsing through YouTube and found a video of Terry Gilliam entering the Daily Show building. He says to the spectator's camera that he is going to sue George Bush for plagiarizing his movie "Brazil" for George Bush's "reality show". That's the best satire I have heard from a Python after Monty Python and The Meaning of Life.

I have been reading serious topics lately in the Daily Kos. I wanted to put something light, not to distract from the serious issues, but to freshen you guys up. Although this diary is supposed to be light, I do, in fact, believe that, besides bringing the troops back home, bringing the Metric System back in is of utmost importance.

Until recently, I wrote for my college newspaper. I resigned because they refused to publish a column of mine that argued that God could be gay.  This column was published a week after Pope's comments about Islam.Therefore it may contain some outdated materials, but is still worth a single read.

In the current U.S. society, when the GLBT community has not been granted the same rights and liberties as the straight folks, here's my "cheer up" news to the community: God is gay, lesbian, bisexual or a transgender, but definitely not straight.