Convincing evidence exists that Prince Charles has become a Muslim terrorist with plans to overthrow the British Crown. Uneasy should be the head that wears the British Royal crown, which—rumor has it—is at risk of being bonked by a rutabaga.

Charles grew up in England, a country with a large and sometimes violent Muslim minority. His father, Prince Philip, was of Byzantine Greek descent, just a slippery step away from the Middle East. In fact, Philip was born and raised Greek Orthodox. Her Majesty, The Queen has visited myriad places of worship including--just last month in Turkey--a ISLAMIC Mosque! Charles himself has said, when he ascends to the Throne, he will change his title from Defender of the Faith to Defender of Faiths--including Islam!

Instead of comments, copy these proposed Republican slogans into an e-mail and send it to your friends as humor. If you add more slogans as comments, I'll keep adding them to the diary.

The goal is to remind the citizenry how bizarre the Republican Party has become and encourage them to jump ship. Plus, they need to reform from within. Do Republicans see what they have become? They have become a parody of themselves! Sometimes humor can get past the denials, when habit and circular reasoning build walls. A large part of the Republican problem is an addiction to wishful thinking and circular reasoning.  

This world is changed; I feel it in the water drying in Georgia and flooding New Orleans; I feel it in the earth that is warming; I smell it in the smoke of Southern California. Much that once was, is lost FOR NOW — a budget surplus, a better world for our children, and innocence on the causes of global warming. Those who now live, who recall past hopes, wonder if our nation and our world could ever be fully healed again.