It's short diary Friday, my friends, and I'd like to get a few more McTroll Action Points to cash in at Sizzler.

Dear Clinton Supporters.

UNTIYUNITYUNITYUNITY -

Are you voting for Obama yet?

You're not. Oh, some of you are?

And some aren't?

Ugh. Fine. (Sigh). I guess we gotta treat you like individual humans beings with emotions and stuff? Durn.

I'm no good at that.

Hello, members of liberal blogging intertube website The Daily Kos. I am your friend. I am an American citizen who admires your strong sense of civic devotion, and your brilliantly articulated dreams of a better tomorrow. I know you guys are a little preoccupied with the swiftboating of Hillary Clinton certain unfortunate statements that recently emerged from the Clinton campaign. I know you guys are fightin' mad, but I think this is the best possible time to discuss the real issues that face our great country.

My friends, I'd like to talk about John McCain.

... and the ijit squad at FOX News is already testing the boundaries of stupidity - race obsessed lunatics like Tom Sullivan are stoking fears of a race war. It's either a cynical grab at ratings or genuine ignorance. If you're reading this, you probably don't need to be enlightened, but you can follow me past the fold for a brief reality check.

In recent weeks, both candidates for the Democratic nomination have waded deeper and deeper into their war of words, and so have their supporters. But while the rank and file jump to conclusions: "Hillary is supporting McCain" and "She's sabotaging the party" and "Why won't [insert Democrat] stop this?", both candidates have chosen their attacks and assertions very carefully (as you'll see below the break).

So while you're slinging invective at the candidate and his or her supporters, keep something in mind: no matter what's said between now and Pennsylvania, you will vote for Hillary Clinton this November.