Holy Crap, I scooped the Onion
by daunte
Tue Aug 16, 2005 at 09:47:00 PM PDT
The Onion, today: Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity with 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
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The Onion, today: Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity with 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
A transcript of our ensuing conversation follows...
And there's always a line like this: "Where do you draw the line? Would you include Nazi views among those welcome in reasonable public discourse?"
But I never put any of these letters to pen & paper (or keyboard & screen) because well, first, I'm lazy, and second, because its hard to be taken seriously when you play the Nazi card or something similar to that, what with Godwin's Law certain to elicit eye-rolling dismissal at the mere mention of Nazis. I mean, whatever CNN is doing isn't like taking Nazi ideology as legitimate, is it?
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Umm... is it????
First off, I think like most of us here, I greatly appreciate your willingness to engage the grassroots in your bid to head the DNC, and I found your letter from this past weekend ("Fellow Kossaks") with your concession and endorsement of Dean very gracious. (and ditto to Donnie Fowler)
I am mainly writing because I have a suggestion to make to you to follow up on your commitment to "make sure that our Party is stronger and that Governor Dean becomes a successful and effective Chair." It is an idea that I think would be beneficial for all of us, and one that you are in a unique position to accomplish.
Hi everybody
I've seen a lot of soul-searching, agonizing, suggestions, criticism, etc. regarding the election loss and the future of the party here. There are a lot of good ideas (better policies, better "framing," speaking to values, retake the media, make our own echo chamber, etc.), but one thing I think we're missing is a framework to put them in - that is, a comprehensive strategic guide to defining whom the party is, what it stands for, and how to win.
This post is meant to help fill that void. It is nothing earth shattering. I'm sure a lot of you have worked with strategic roadmaps, game plans, or the equivalent. The leadership of any organization should have one. Sadly, it is apparent that the Democratic Party leadership either doesn't have one or they have one that is really shitty. We wouldn't have questions like "What do we stand for?" "How can we frame this?" that don't have immediate and halfway decent answers if they were okay in this department.
This is quite long. But it includes some charts.
Atrios suggests divesting. I'm trying something a little less disruptive - writing a letter to them asking for accountability for their investment decisions (which are pretty poor if they are investing in a propaganda operation) before I invest more. If you have any investments with these companies, even if your fund doesn't hold Sinclair, I'd recommend contacting them - its the same top management. There are some big names - Vanguard, Janus, Barclays, American Express, etc. And its only partial - check with your fund company to see if they own any piece of Sinclair.
If anyone who thinks its a good idea, feel free to adapt a draft of the letter here (probably best not to just copy-paste, but rather change it to reflect your circumstances).
My finance grades weren't so hot, so also feel free to correct any misuse of terms.
But so what, its fun. Here are mine.
I don't want to spread any unfound rumors, but with all of President Bush's speeches recently in which he tries to characterize John Kerry as a wuss ("You can run but you can't hide..."), we have no choice but to open a window into related character analysis and examine a rumor that's been swirling around:
Did George Bush wet his pants during the time he sat motionless and silent on 9-11 after being informed that America was under attack?
Might as well.
Poland is pulling out next year, their Defense Minister just announced.
Answer below
"Better that we fight the terrorists in Iraq than here in the US"